Yeah, bodice-rippers or whatever. Though I have to say, I was really hoping one would be about Wynn and the cover would have a picture of Fabio in a silver wig or something. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure anything remotely pornographic that featured Wynn, even fictionalised, would be. Um. Scary? Or possibly just bad, I'm not sure. Like one of those stereotypical plots about the cold-hearted leader of the Knights who's never been able to get close to women because of some horrible tragedy his beloved suffered when he was younger and...the curvy and fiery-tempered recruit who melted his heart.

[Oh god she's blushing SO MUCH right now, you have no idea.]

My sister and I used to read trashy romance novels when we were teenagers. [Clearly this is her explanation that is like 'please do not think less of me for reading this crap, Gar'.]