knightsoflegend | andres ♔ every broken enemy will know | that their opponent had to be invincible

WHO || Lanston Wellington, Drax the Destroyer, Wolverine, Nathan Young, Faith Lehane, Maxwell Briggard, Sam Winchester, Rocket, Eric Carpenter, Cora Hale, Dimitri Belikov, Alanna, Jaime Lannister, Klaus Mikaelson, Gus Harrison
WHAT || A team of Knights is tasked to assault the site of Shadowkind experimentation on Andres, free the Shadowkind within, and recover Sir Bancroft, if he's being held there.
WHERE || Andres Isle
WHEN || September 19th, 2014
HOW || Actionspam

[ Having spent months scrying on areas of the Island scouted out by Sir Bancroft and Sir Chessing, Hasmed is able to send a few groups to the Island via greater teleport spells, with a fairly small margin for error, as to where they're going to land. The Shadowkind prison teams land flawlessly, and the very big group appears in a clearing in the middle of the woods, abruptly finding themselves surrounded by trees and mostly darkness. The moon is in its last quarter, and with the trees so thick above them, there are only patches of light that filter down here and there. Those with darkvision or lowlight vision can see perfectly, but anyone with normal vision may find themselves squinting to see much of anything.

The teleport spell only works if the entire group is physically connected, so when they arrive, Wolverine yanks his hand off Nathan's shoulder, and gives Drax a Look like stop touching me if you value your hand. Eric runs his Drakenet app to determine their location, then announces: "Dead on." In other words, no spell mishap sending them miles off target. Beside them all, Lan's mount, Daisy, stamps her feet slightly, obviously unnerved by the magic. He whispers "Whoa, there" and reins her in, causing her to settle. ]

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[ as they all attack it, the flesh starts to swell and grow, and the monster seems to start doubling in size-- but mellie's attack downs it before it can act, and it too, collapses to the ground.

eric starts to pull himself to his feet, groaning. ] That's just--

[ his groan is overpowered by another noise erupting from the nearby bushes: a hideous, piteous moaning noise full of gurgles that are nauseating. everyone must make a fort save dc 15 or become sickened. ]

[Dimitri's fort save was an almighty 11 (even with a +8 gj) so he basically turns green oh god everything is terrible.]

[Cora (fort save 25) and Mellie (fort save 21) are fine, and Cora's head whips towards the sound, not at all deterred and wondering what is going to come at them now.]

What the hell is that?

[And she's actually going to shift too, because she feels better with her claws.]

[ eric's fine too, if you can call someone covered in slime fine. what comes wallowing through the bushes, however, is not fine at all.

pale and glistening with moisture, the sluglike creature stares vacantly ahead, as the droning moan continues to escape its slobbering lips. it sports a vaguely human head and torso, and rubbery arms that move awkwardly at its side.

it's init is a 20 so slides it in after eric, who immediately fires on the fucker. (atk 26, atk 10; 8 dmg from the one successful hit)

it keeps advancing towards mellie and cora, and actually opens its mouth and disgorges disgestive fluids on the girl for 13 acid dmg, reflex 15 for half. it's as disgusting as it sounds. ]

[Wow fuck you now I'm sickened that is horrible.

I guess Dimitri will...advance on the creature while throwing up in his mouth (more than a little) and try and shove his stake into the creature's chest and probably misses horribly (atk 11).]

[OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.

Cora thankfully is able to dodge some of it (reflex save 19), but it's still SUPER GROSS, and she is just going to come at the thing with both claws because FUCK YOU YOU WERE JUST DISGUSTING ALL OVER HER (attack 22, damage 7, attack 16, penetration damage 16 if it hits).

Mellie is also not pleased with this turn of events and is going to do some clawing of her own (attack 29, damage 11, attack ~~crit fail~~ action point says 32, damage 12).]

[ holy shit you two. 46 damage in one round is enough to SHRED IT TO BE PIECES. which is unfortunate, in a way, because it also ruptures its digestive organs, and the monster swells - and then bursts in an explosion of bloody viscera that hits all of them in the clearing. it deals no damage - but is utterly disgusting to behold, and leaves them covered in the shit. fort save dc 14 to negate being nauseated for 4 rounds.

eric totally failed, so he'll just be over here, doubled over, hurling kthanx

/init ]

[SHE WAS REALLY MAD, OKAY? As she should be, she was puked on.

She's also not pleased with the fact that she was covered in all kinds of gross but otherwise okay (fort save 20 total). So she just mostly looks really annoyed as she tries to ... shake the disgusting off her arms and make a generally unpleased face at the situation.

The bear, however, is not so lucky (fort save 12). She's making a lot of really unpleased noises and may troddle off to eat some grass or something. Grass that is not covered by slime. Whatever bears do when they have an upset stomach.

Cora glances after the bear and decides it's best to let her do her thing, before glancing over to Eric.]

You okay?

[Not just with the whole vomiting thing, but also the previously covered in slime thing.]

[Wow that is...unpleasant.

His fort save is a million times better this time around (26) so he apparently shook off the gross pretty quickly.]

We should get back to the others, in case there are more threats nearby. [A beat.] I can go now if you need a moment.

No, I'm-- [ no, hold on, hurks more, wipes his mouth with a sleeve, gross. ] Ugh.

I'm [ cough ] fine. We should get moving.

[Cora nods before glancing back in the direction Mellie ambled off in. The bear is coming back, sounding better than she was. Cora lifts a hand to brush against her muzzle, the fatigue of the fight starting to catch up with her in addition to the bullet wound she had earlier.

Back to the cleric sounds like a good idea.]

Sounds good to me.

[And with that, she and the bear will trudge off the way they came.]

[And Dimitri will follow as well without a word.

Time to get these people out of here.]

There should be clerics at the boats to attend to any injuries we have. Let's hope this is all we hit on the way there. I'll send word to the Shadow village that the path is clear after us.

[Girl and bear keep trudging a long, keeping an eye out for Risa and Daisy. The slime is starting to dry and she feels disgusting but they're almost to the boats. All she has to do is get there and hope that something doesn't eat them on the way.]

[Dimitri takes rear guard, staying behind a short distance to keep an eye on their back and sides as they move, looking and hearing for more enemies (spot crit fail, listen nat 20 I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS?)]

[Dimitri is clearly a bat. She will try and make up for all that slime in Dimitri's eyes and keep an eye out too (spot 23).]

[ the rest of their travels go unmolested, and they are free to arrive at the docks at any time ]

andres ♔ every broken enemy will know | that their opponent had to be invincible

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