[Quick thinking Felicity manages to look a bit apologetic at this, ready to start lying her ass off (bluff 22). One hand very slowly moves down to her pocket, withdrawing her phone as she nudges the vial off into the bushes with her foot (sleight of ... foot? 24). She knows better than to claim they're actual press (knowledge (local) 19).]

We're kind of a fan. Heard the prime minister had a new squeeze - wanted to see if we could get some pics.

[she gives a bit of a fangirl grin. You know. The kind that would do anything for a shot of their favorite celebrity. Because from the outside looking in, someone could totally be that dumb, right?]

Our friends online would totally be jelly if we got a picture before anyone else.