party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

adam • open

[ex_psionic439]

[Adam, despite being asked by Astrid to rock a Roger Rabbit costume to this shindig, opted against looking like a reject from a furry convention and instead chose to spend the evening contorting his face in order to serve up his best Robert De Niro a la Meet the Parents/Meet the Fockers/Little Fockers. It's a pretty random costume choice, but fortunately Neighbors exists and Christina was willing to make me an icon for this so there you go.

At least he doesn't have to worry about anyone else rocking the same costume as him tonight.

The best part is that he's acting completely in character for the majority of the evening, too--especially when encountering anyone that he doesn't actually want to talk to for whatever reason. To top it all off, he's toting around a stuffed animal version of Jinxy cat on his arm the entire time. That and his bonus to disguise while acting in character are more or less the pièce de résistance. Needless to say Adam is really selling this shit ok.]

[bittersweeter]

[ lila swans over twirling a squirt gun around her index finger -- because she's bonnie okay -- and nudges adam with her hip. ]

She's gonna kill you.

[ex_psionic439]

[If Lila expected Adam to take this shit seriously, well. She's going to be treated to a dose of in character--not because he wants to avoid talking to her, but because she's the first person to approach him upon arrival. The novelty hasn't had time to wear off just yet.]

If I go down, Lila, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Weiss clan. So I ask you, Lila, are you prepared to be ... the Godfocker?

[bittersweeter]

[ she shoots him with her toy guy. right in the face. but it's vodka so... you're welcome??? ]

You're such a fucking toolbag.

[ which idk sounds like a compliment. ]

[ex_psionic439]

[Vodka to the face actually gets him to break character for a hot second (will save 11), because he's laughing at his own idiocy idk. But he licks his lips (yum [?] vodka) and jumps right back in, pointing at her and making that stupid ass De Niro face all over again.]

Now you're outta line, Focker.

[bittersweeter]

[ she bursts into laughter. it's impossible not to. especially since she's been drinking for the past two hours setting this shit up. ]

I'm already Michael Corleone, boss.

[pathology]

[just think, adam, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOU. astrid looks better than rachael ray tho jsyk.

anyway. astrid sneaks up on him so she can smack him upside the head. X( ]

You're the worst. [but she doesn't actually look that mad so ... it's probably ok?]

[charismapotion]

Niiiice.

[ The voice of Mars spoke once he saw Adam in a sweater vest. He's chuckling but hey, what can he say. he's dressed as Bettlejuice. He left Venus at home tonight figuring she didn't need to be around all of the drinking that was likely gonna happen.]