party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

[reallywicked]

I... did not realize how ancient you were. [teasing! but no really that is still slightly surprising to faye.]

[pathology]

Hey! [~SO OFFENDED~] I'm not ancient!

[reallywicked]

[Faye just smiles and hands Astrid her shot.] Okay, grandma.

[pathology]

[she makes a hmph noise.] Rudeness. [and then downs her shot. mmmmmm.]

[reallywicked]

That's why you love me. Or tolerate me.

[pathology]

You're pretty cool. And we've went on a million missions together. We've seen shit. Like, I dunno, Jack and Thomas. But hella cuter.

[reallywicked]

Yep, future Dragon's Claws right here. [AU where Lila, Faye, and Astrid are the Dragon's Claws and it's basically Wynn's Angels.]

[pathology]

[i hope you're ready for this drunk ass ramble...] Totally! I mean, I'm still sort of hung up on the no relationships with anyone thing, but maybe Wynn will just ... get over it. I mean like, Jack is getting married or something, right? And Thomas is dead — which, tragedy of the century, okay — which means he has zero Claws. And like, everyone else around here is hooking up, right? It's basically Gossip Girl. So what I'm saying is, he needs to review his policies. And also, girl Dragon's Claw because feminism.

[reallywicked]

[Oh Astrid. You beautiful soul.]

Agreed. We should put in our applications. Does he even interview for it? I mean he should right?

[pathology]

I don't know. Maybe we should ask him!

[reallywicked]

Yeah? Alright, I'll go if you do. [Nothing can go wrong. Nothing at all.]

[pathology]

What, like now? Is he even here?

[reallywicked]

He might be. Or we can just go find him when we get back. [And are probably ten times drunker. A+ plan]

[pathology]

This is so in the bag for us. We're amazing.

[reallywicked]

Fuck yeah. [And then they got drunk at her party and it was great.]