party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

[lurings]

Millions of people are allergic to strawberries.

[pathology]

Or maybe strawberries produce allergens just for those specific people because they suck. That's what I would do.

[lurings]

That's not very sweet.

[pathology]

It's a deceptive sweetness.

[lurings]

That's a little bit like systematic murder, actually.

[pathology]

Plants are sentient and totally capable of systematic murder.

[lurings]

Not very sweet of them.

[pathology]

Well, then I hope you're happy for totally ruining my metaphor.

[lurings]

I am. [ :) sorry, she's a brat. ] Sweet is overrated anyway, unless it's hiding murder. I think that's a better look for you anyway. Sweet and deadly.

[pathology]

You're so fucking creepy, I love you. [she kisses abigail on the cheek and swans off. ur welcome for your astrid madchen experience, lil bb.]