party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

[bittersweeter]

Hmm. [ she asks the bartender for two flaming dr peppers, sans flame since faye has that on lock. when the shots are teetering on the edge of the glass she gestures to faye. ] Light them and then we drop the shots in so the fire goes out. Tastes like Dr Pepper.

[ guaranteed to get them wasted. ]

[reallywicked]

[Faye just grins, because of course Lila would make them shots that she could light on fire.]

One, two- [Cue the little flame! Faye drops her shot and tosses it back.]

This is why I only like going out drinking with you. Even if you insist on kissing every hot guy first.

[bittersweeter]

It's my payment for being an awesome friend. [ duh. ] It's not like I've been kissing many hot guys recently.

[ just the one. ] It's your job to take over the mantle.

[reallywicked]

I won't let you down. [she says with a laugh.]

Although it may need to wait until after this Jordan stuff is done. Apparently he has friends that want to get friendly with the girlfriend. Gag me.

[bittersweeter]

Ew. [ she makes a face. clearly that is not on her agenda. which is funny because she wanted faye and sylar to be friends, but that's different ok. ]

[reallywicked]

My thoughts exactly. [She just shakes her head and lets out a small huff.]

[bittersweeter]

Do they think you're all going to hang out and be besties like this is a nineties coming of age movie?

[ 'cause fyi faye has a bestie and lila barely shares her with lissa and astrid. ]

[reallywicked]

Maybe. Or maybe she doesn't get why Jordan and I are together. [She mama a face like well that's likely. Because they don't really fit. And for good reason.]

[bittersweeter]

Well, not everyone can be as smart as me. [ lila knows faye's everything and vice versa. ]

[reallywicked]

Thank god. I'd be so screwed if they were.

[bittersweeter]

Secret's safe with me. [ she glances over like she wants to ask for an update, but she doesn't want to dwell on it during awesome party times so she just demands the bartender make her and faye two more flaming dr peppers. ]

[reallywicked]

[She's thankful for the drink. And doesn't look like she wants to offer up information on her own.]

You're just the birthday planning queen, aren't you?

[bittersweeter]

I am. [ she is also smugly satisfied with this title. she's amazing and they would be lost without her and have a gaping hole in their lives, which is the point of her birthday planning, tbqh. if/when she dies they will damn well notice. and miss her every time their birthday rolls around. ]

[reallywicked]

Well, your majesty. I'm gonna go mingle or something. [Not that she wants to right now. But she would on a normal night, so she should probably do a lap to avoid suspicion.]

[bittersweeter]

'kay. Later gator. [ because they adorable loser besties, she gives faye FANCY ASS AIR KISSES before letting her go on her way. ]