after-party ♔ march

[wynn]

♬ Jeux d'eau - Ravel

WHO || Wynn, any and all Knights not currently on missions (if you are uncertain if your character would be at the castle for this, ask!)
WHAT || Squiring Ceremony Afterparty
WHERE || Knights Headquarters, the Ballroom
WHEN || March 1st, 2015, 6:00PM [backdated]
HOW || Prose OR Actionspam

The "afterparty" is rumored to be the real main event of the night. A black-tie affair in the lavish, opulent ballroom, it is every new Knight's chance to mingle and meet some of their new brothers in arms. Of course, a couple hours are provided following the ceremony for everyone to change, do hair and makeup, and choose from the vast array of formal attire in the closets of the balcony "dressing rooms" located at the top of spiraled staircases on either side of the ballroom. A separate dressing room exists for men and women, and they include full bathrooms (with, thankfully, very modern plumbing).

The squires are usually among the last to arrive, and the ballroom is full to the brim with a fancy array of people, of all shapes, sizes and species.

Hope you aren't shy. They're all here to meet you.

Feel free to make your own open threads for people to come congratulate your newly pledged knight.

ooc; also if your Knight wants to get all gussied up, you can make a Disguise (Cha) check for how good they were at hair/makeup/stylin', etc! This goes for... any time.

Comments

[ambitionist]

I know, it's not a very good how-I-figured-out-I-was-kind-of-gay story. I need to learn to embellish it.

[druidisms]

Maybe with some bedazzling.

[ambitionist]

I'll talk about how a beautiful Gayasian came and changed my life.

[druidisms]

Aww, I am pretty beautiful.

[ambitionist]

You really are.

[druidisms]

I'm glad you can appreciate it.

[ambitionist]

Uh-huh. Wanna get out of here for a little bit? [aka r u dtf????]

[druidisms]

I was about to ask you the same thing. [ literally he was about to say "wanna get out of here" but alex beat him to it. tricksie hobbitses. ] Let's go. [ and going. ]

[ambitionist]

Awesome. [and he's outtie.] Your room or mine?

[druidisms]

[ he shrugs. ] I don't care. Mine?

[ambitionist]

Sounds good.

[druidisms]

[ OFF THEY GO IN THAT DIRECTION THEN. this has been a tag. congrats. ]

[ambitionist]

[once they make it to his room, alex pulls out a condom because he treats every sexual escapade as a byoc event. and now sex rolls ok might as well!!!!!

str 10
dex 12
fort save 32...?!?!
wis 4
cha 10

so that was something. maybe alex forgot how to have gay sex...??? /looks for gus's vagina.]

[druidisms]

[ ur such a good with the condoms.

str 7
dex 7
fort save 25
wis 10
cha 10

so that... was some sex. clearly they're good to go again because the sex was boring and perfunctory. good job, boys. gus grabs a water bottle off his nightstand and takes a swig. ]

Next time I'm on top. [ this was shameful. ]

[ambitionist]

[alex is s-so baffled/offended.] It wasn't that bad.

[druidisms]

I don't have sex that wasn't that bad. [ jk he just wants to be the top next time. he reaches over to playfully tousle alex's hair though so it's not like he cares. sex is good no matter how not bad it is. ]

[ambitionist]

[he makes a bitch face, but is more or less over it.] You're a dick.

[druidisms]

I know. [ at least alex isn't surprised by it. ]

[ambitionist]

You wanna go again? I could go again.

[druidisms]

Let's go then. [ ROUND TWO. ding ding ding. this time gus is the one grabbing the condom and lube out of his night stand because safe sex is the only sex. and i'm just going to roll bc i'm trash. i'm sorry.

str 12
dex 16
fort save 16
wis 17
cha 16

not bad for second go, tbh. ]

[ambitionist]

[ str 22
dex 13
fort save 18
wis 19
cha 17

lmfao that was so much better than the first time. alex is secretly a really good bottom????? nobody needs to know ever.]

[druidisms]

[ power bottoms, yo. gus won't tell anyone. he rolls onto the bed and uses the sheet to wipe himself off. sex is a sweaty, sticky business ok. ]

These fucking parties have definitely gotten better.

[ambitionist]

[he just laughs, rolling onto his side.] What's that mean?

[druidisms]

Used to be I had to go out to get laid.

[ambitionist]

Whaaaaat? Really? Are we seriously the only gay people here? That's like, statistically impossible.