open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[pwnspatrickjane]

[Shawn nods slowly for a moment, before giving a small shrug.]

Sounds like fun. Kinda like party roulette.

[morethanasidekick]

Exactly. [Shawn it's like you understand her on a soulful level.] Man... how has nobody ever tried to make money off that before. It'd be a total winner.

[pwnspatrickjane]

Maybe it's like the next level in party planning. You can plan your party how you want it or you can take the bonus package where we will plan all of it for you. That is a risk you must take.

[morethanasidekick]

Like a magical mystery party bus. Scooby Doo meets the Beatles on spring break. [If this were a cartoon, there would be dollar signs in her eyes.]

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He grins widely at that because that sounds like true perfection, really.]

I think that's a winner. You should try and make that happen.

[morethanasidekick]

Yeaaah... [Doubt creeping into her voice.]

There's a fatal flaw in this plan though. [Reaching for her drink.] Effort.

[pwnspatrickjane]

I tend to judge effort by the payoff. Is this the kind of effort that will get me something I really want? If the answer is yes, it probably won't take much effort at all.

[morethanasidekick]

Well. What everyone really wants is money. [As if... that's just a given?!] So if I want a lot of money then I need this to be hugely successful, right? Which means multiplying the effort needed by at least ten. Which means, no more Knights. One. I only just earned my stripes after being a Squire for almost three years and Two? Free bar tab.

Overall? Yeah it's not gonna happen.

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He nods slowly as he considers.]

And don't we get totally flush paychecks to begin with?

[morethanasidekick]

And an expense account. [That is the smile of somebody who totally abuses the Knights credit card.]

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He nods with a smirk, because he totally does too.]

That too. And killer benefits.

[morethanasidekick]

Yeah it's the - [Nose wrinkling.] - Killer bit that's a little worrisome.

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He pauses before nodding in agreement because yeah. Actually dying is something he can do without.]

At least they can bring you back, right? If you want to be brought back, that is.

[morethanasidekick]

Ahhh.... duh? [She really doesn't understand why anyone wouldn't to be honest.] What am I going to do? Say no on religious grounds? If it was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He laughs at that before nodding.]

That is a very good point.