open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[highlyemotional]

Oh, don't worry, it's very clear that no one around here bothers to dust. [ she thrusts a cloth at malina, so she can see how gross and dusty it is, before swinging around to face her, long blonde curls flying. y'all nasty. ] You don't just need spring cleaning. You need summer, fall, and winter, too.

[bredinthebone]

[Malina laughs a bit at that before tipping her head to the side.]

You are aware that this place is pretty much constantly under construction since a giant Colossus decided to crash through the lobby?

[highlyemotional]

That doesn't mean you have to be dirty. You said Wynn was loaded, he can pay for someone to come in and clean. This is not just plaster dust, this is caked on.

[bredinthebone]

I think we do have someone, actually. But that's not the point. The point is, you are fighting a futile battle until construction is done.

[highlyemotional]

Anything is better than this.

[bredinthebone]

Suit yourself. Though I'm sure there's still better things you could be doing.

[highlyemotional]

Such as? [ wait... ] Is that chocolate?

[bredinthebone]

Yep.

[And Malina will ever so kindly hold out the box.]

Want some?

[highlyemotional]

Please. You know it's going to go on sale tomorrow, right?

[bredinthebone]

[There's a beat as she stretches out the box before:]

Oh, I didn't buy this for me. I'm not an idiot.

[highlyemotional]

[ that makes caroline feel even less bad about taking like five... ] Some people are, you never know.

[bredinthebone]

[She shakes her head.]

This is from Gus. Expensive pre-Valentine's Day chocolate is a requirement for our friendship.

[highlyemotional]

Ah, your gay husband. [ as if that explains so much. ]

[bredinthebone]

[She doesn't even bother to try and correct her.]

I can't remember how many years left we have before we make that official.

[highlyemotional]

Is common-law marriage a thing around here or just in nineties movies about New York?

[bredinthebone]

I have no idea. But his mother won't accept that, and this is a much easier way to make sure all the legal stuff is tied up.

[highlyemotional]

Wait, you're seriously going to marry your gay best friend?

[bredinthebone]

[She shrugs.]

Maybe. Once we've exhausted all other possibilities.

[highlyemotional]

Malina, no! You should at least marry someone you can have sex with!

[bredinthebone]

[Her brow furrows.]

Who said anything about me not having sex? It isn't going to be that kind of marriage, sweetie.

[highlyemotional]

But what about romance!

[bredinthebone]

Any time I have tried to find romance, the guy turned into a douchebag. Honestly, my gay best fried has been more romantic towards me than all of them combined.

[highlyemotional]

That's weird, you know that right?

[bredinthebone]

Yes, but it's a kind of weird I can live with. At least for right now.

[highlyemotional]

[ her nose wrinkles. BUT ROMANCE THO. ] ...if you insist.