open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[meta]

I think you underestimate the power of ~magic.~

[How do you express tildes vocally? Probably the same way you speak in yellow. Or by waggling your fingers.]

Aww, come on! You're not even gonna stay til the Stan Lee cameo? He had nothing to do with creating me but he got to show up anyway. Just cause.

> arden

[autorevive]

Well ... fuck, it's not like I've got any other plans.

[adamantiumed]

Who the hell is Stanley?

[meta]

[Deadpool puts a hand over where his mouth would be if you could see it through the mask.]

How can you talk about the man who created your very team! Several of them!

> arden

[autorevive]

I think Sideburns would know who his dad is, mate!

[adamantiumed]

Are you tryin' to talk about Xavier?

[meta]

He's not Sideburns' dad. He's Xavier's dad. Sort of.

> arden

[autorevive]

Who the fuck is Xavier?

[if anyone told nathan before ... big surprise, he wasn't listening.]

[adamantiumed]

Charles Xavier.

Head of the X-Men.

[meta]

Not featured here because of budgeting reasons and because Solace wouldn't cooperate.

> arden

[autorevive]

Mr. Clean? You tried to get Mr. Clean to be in your little movie? That's a laugh.

[adamantiumed]

Doesn't look like Levin's lack of cooperation stopped you.

[meta]

Well, I needed flashback scenes. I can go without Xavier, but I need me in the movie. How can people appreciate how tragic and beautiful my life is if I don't look beautiful?

> arden

[autorevive]

Are you taking the piss? Why am I even asking that, of course you are. Look at you.

[adamantiumed]

Guess I can almost see the resemblance.

[meta]

Just imagine him after making out with a blender.

> arden

[autorevive]

You made out with a blender? [guess how much attention he's been paying to this movie!]

[adamantiumed]

[ DEEP SIGH ]

[meta]

Nah...

[And he pulls up his mask, grinning horribly.]

But I sure look like I did, don't I?

> arden

[autorevive]

C'mon now, put that away! No one wants to see that!

[adamantiumed]

I've seen worse.

[meta]

In the mirror! Up top!

[SOMEONE HIGH FIVE HIM.]

> arden

[autorevive]

Do you even want us to watch your bloody movie? You're ruining the whole experience here.

[adamantiumed]

Yeah. Can it.

[meta]

Oh, come on, it's like DVD commentary before it's even on DVD!