open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[procurer]

I yelled at her! A lot! [ He's still huffy over the matter. Always. ] Then she got mad at me for being upset about it.

[ The actual nerve.

Although he does chuckle slightly as he helps tug her to her feet, pulling her up off the couch beside him. ]

Do they even have Dennys over here?

[morethanasidekick]

Yeah but... what did you do to make her stab you? [Kenzi, No.] Try to use her head as a drink holder?

[Kenzi was probably lucky T-Diddle didn't stab her.]

Nope. Plus, even if they did? Instead Moon of My-Hammy it'd be like. Bangers and Mashville.

[procurer]

[ He just snorts. ] No, I'd never heard of a cleric before, we don't have things like that where I came from. So she stabbed me to show me how she healed things. She's a lunatic! Who does that?

That is not at all the same thing. Could be worse. Could be haggis.

[morethanasidekick]

The same person who did more damage pulling the knife out of Andrew than I did putting it in. [A beat.] Not a good way to meet the besties boyfriend-eventual-husband-baby-daddy, let me tell you.

[He's never let her forget it okay. And now you know why Bar Hawley was stocked with mugs from The Dragon Hoard. She exists to make his life hard.]

Or people. [A beat.] I've been to Wales okay I wouldn't put anything past the Brits.

[procurer]

Wait, meet who now?

[ That was a really long title Kenzi.

He snorts at her comment. ]

Never trust the Brits. It's a good policy.

[morethanasidekick]

Bestie's Husband. [Cliff notes version.]

Or Carnies. [Sage words to live by honestly.]

[Which seems like a safe place to leave them, maybe?]

[procurer]

[ The Cliffnotes version made more sense now.

He just snorts at the Carnie comment and slings an arm around her shoulder to guide her towards the door instead. ]

Come on. You can tell me all about your Carnie trauma while I make you waffles.