open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[highlyemotional]

Solidarity sister. [ she holds out a fist for dawn to bump. ]

[watcherjunior]

[ And there's a bump, complete with explosion as she pulls back. ] I can't decide if it's more insidious or less on this side of the pond. At least in the US, douche-y frat boys are easy to spot. And smell.

[highlyemotional]

Just follow the pink pants and topsiders, [ caroline adds with a nose wrinkle. ugh boys. ]

[watcherjunior]

See, for me, it's the popped collars, multiple popped collars, and wearing their folded sunglasses on the back of their shirt.

[highlyemotional]

[ WITH AN APPROPRIATELY HORRIFIED EXPRESSION: ] Multiple popped collars.

[watcherjunior]

My hand to god. [ She even holds up her hand in seriousness. ] I think I saw a guy wearing... four? Polo shirts. All popped.

[highlyemotional]

They must smell horrible. Eau de Axe... [ gross, men are gross. ]

[watcherjunior]

Yeeeeah, if you're ever invited to a frat party, do not go upstairs. The smell just gets worse.

[highlyemotional]

[ she mock gags and then sniffs her rag. ] Lemon scented pledge will fix that.

[watcherjunior]

Good luck trying to get them to clean. Even with the pledges as their minions, I don't think cleaning is high on their priority list.

[highlyemotional]

But a pledge with pledge... so many missed opportunities. [ she sighs melodramatically. ] I should be the head of the Greek system.

[watcherjunior]

Pledges with Pledge, pledging their lives to cleanliness. Has a certain ring to it. And yeah, I agree, you should be in charge there.

[highlyemotional]

One day -- [ she squares her shoulders. ] -- President of the United States probably has some kind of pull over that. Eighteen more years and I'll change everything.

[watcherjunior]

If you get frat houses to smell better and frat boys to be better, you've got my vote.

[highlyemotional]

[ cheerfully: ] Every vote counts!

[watcherjunior]

[ Laughs. ] Okay, so, is this bookcase done? Or does it need further dusting?

[highlyemotional]

I guess it's as good as it's going to get. Do you wanna move on to the next one? [ and so caroline ropes dawn into cleaning the rest of the library :) c'est fin. ]