party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[ambitionist]

I get it. Trust me, I do. She's better than all of us put together. [he bites at the inside of his cheek, feeling a resonance with skye's self-deprecation since he may have said similar things to someone else a very long time ago. which makes him feel like a hypocrite for trying to fight her on it ... so he doesn't.] I don't think you're as bad as you think you are, though, for whatever that's worth.

[hacker]

[ There's a sadness to it, like she's not sure she lives up to his expectation or will continue to do so, but she smiles, and nods, and accepts it all the same. ]

Thanks. [ She clears her throat. ] So, um. Who have you been hooking up with, anyway? No offense, but that is a stream I'd rather not cross.

[ambitionist]

[perfectly content to barrel roll off the feelings train] You mean around the castle? 'Cause if you mean around London, it's gonna be a much longer list.

[hacker]

No, the globe. [ she rolls her eyes and scoffs. ] Yes, the castle!

[ambitionist]

Well, [he dramatically clears his throat when she says the globe like it's gonna be a long ass fuckin list.] Okay, okay, fine. Hm ... Gus, Malina, Vi, that new blonde girl, Faye, Cheryl, Winter and I made out once ... this place makes me seem a whole lot more straight than I am.

[hacker]

Don't worry. I'm not keeping a tally. [ She laughs. ] Malina, really?

[ambitionist]

Technically we were in a three-way ...

[hacker]

Oh my god! [ In the tone of someone who's just heard their mom's sordid sexual history. ]

[ambitionist]

[so amused by her being scandalized] Don't ask if you don't wanna know!

[hacker]

I wasn't expecting this castle to be six degrees of sexual separation.

[ambitionist]

We're a bunch of bored adults with nothing better to do when we're not on missions and shit. I dunno what else you could have expected.

[hacker]

Masturbation, Alex! I expected a lot of masturbation.

[ambitionist]

[he just laughs. bless her precious heart.] Uh-huh. Well, if there was less of shitton of free alcohol every week, you might be right there.

[felidity]

[ aha! she lands her finger against his chest. ] You don't do magic.

[ambitionist]

I'm kind of magic.

[felidity]

Not built-in-breathalyzer kind of magic. I bet Tony could build one. But it's pointless, because I'm not drunk.

[ambitionist]

Uh-huh. Say the alphabet backwards.

[felidity]

[ i'm not typing it but she says it perfectly and makes a face. ] That was dumb, give me something else!

[allaboutme]

You know, a vampire slayer or whatever.

[allaboutme]

Don't act all offended. You are an animal.

[ambitionist]

Okay, okay. Walk in a straight line.

[felidity]

[ she walks like 20 feet away and it's definitely not a straight line. when she decides that she's done, she skips back and looks up at alex expectantly. ] See, I told you so.

[ambitionist]

The fuck was that, the Michael J. Fox interpretation?

[felidity]

...who's that?

[hacker]

Excuse me for believing that the vast majority of the female populace wasn't slobbering for sloppy drunk sex. They'd be more likely to get off alone.