party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[hacker]

Don't worry. I'm not keeping a tally. [ She laughs. ] Malina, really?

[ambitionist]

Technically we were in a three-way ...

[hacker]

Oh my god! [ In the tone of someone who's just heard their mom's sordid sexual history. ]

[ambitionist]

[so amused by her being scandalized] Don't ask if you don't wanna know!

[hacker]

I wasn't expecting this castle to be six degrees of sexual separation.

[ambitionist]

We're a bunch of bored adults with nothing better to do when we're not on missions and shit. I dunno what else you could have expected.

[hacker]

Masturbation, Alex! I expected a lot of masturbation.

[ambitionist]

[he just laughs. bless her precious heart.] Uh-huh. Well, if there was less of shitton of free alcohol every week, you might be right there.

[hacker]

Excuse me for believing that the vast majority of the female populace wasn't slobbering for sloppy drunk sex. They'd be more likely to get off alone.

[ambitionist]

Clearly you have not had sex with me.

[hacker]

[ She breaks for a beat to look him over in an evaluative manner. Processing. Processing. ]

Nope. Although, hey, sleep your way entirely around one person and you really could hurt their feelings. I mean, my self image is just devastated that it took you this long to offer. [ Said in the sarcastic tone of someone who obviously doesn't think he's actually offering. ]

[ambitionist]

[like gurl pls] I did explain that I'm pretty sure Kali was into you at some point, right? I wasn't gonna overstep her dibs. I'm a good surrogate brother.

[hacker]

That's ... actually weirdly sweet.

[ambitionist]

I know, I'm the best.

[hacker]

You know, she did ... I mean, I made a joke a while back about Netflix, and she thought ... I wonder if that's why she took it that way. [ Pretend any of those were a complete thought. ]

[ambitionist]

[eyebrow raise so strong] ... Did you tell her you wanted to Netflix and chill?

[hacker]

It was a joke! I didn't expect her to get the joke! I mean, honestly, how many times out of ten does that happen?

[ambitionist]

Like never, but she makes you explain it to her anyway!

[hacker]

Well, surprise, she didn't need this one explained.

[ambitionist]

Well ... that sounds like a personal thing between the two of you.

[hacker]

Alex!

[ i neED SUPPORT HERE, you shitty 10-year-old bra with the underwire hanging out ]

[ambitionist]

Whaaaaat? She got that one, so maybe she was trying to come onto you or something? Is that what you want me to say?

[hacker]

That's what I'm trying to figure out!

[ambitionist]

Fuck if I know!

[hacker]

You know her better than anyone!