party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[hacker]

[ She breaks for a beat to look him over in an evaluative manner. Processing. Processing. ]

Nope. Although, hey, sleep your way entirely around one person and you really could hurt their feelings. I mean, my self image is just devastated that it took you this long to offer. [ Said in the sarcastic tone of someone who obviously doesn't think he's actually offering. ]

[ambitionist]

[like gurl pls] I did explain that I'm pretty sure Kali was into you at some point, right? I wasn't gonna overstep her dibs. I'm a good surrogate brother.

[hacker]

That's ... actually weirdly sweet.

[ambitionist]

I know, I'm the best.

[hacker]

You know, she did ... I mean, I made a joke a while back about Netflix, and she thought ... I wonder if that's why she took it that way. [ Pretend any of those were a complete thought. ]

[ambitionist]

[eyebrow raise so strong] ... Did you tell her you wanted to Netflix and chill?

[hacker]

It was a joke! I didn't expect her to get the joke! I mean, honestly, how many times out of ten does that happen?

[ambitionist]

Like never, but she makes you explain it to her anyway!

[hacker]

Well, surprise, she didn't need this one explained.

[ambitionist]

Well ... that sounds like a personal thing between the two of you.

[hacker]

Alex!

[ i neED SUPPORT HERE, you shitty 10-year-old bra with the underwire hanging out ]

[ambitionist]

Whaaaaat? She got that one, so maybe she was trying to come onto you or something? Is that what you want me to say?

[hacker]

That's what I'm trying to figure out!

[ambitionist]

Fuck if I know!

[hacker]

You know her better than anyone!

[ambitionist]

Maybe, but I don't know that!

[hacker]

Well that is not helpful!

[ambitionist]

Do I look like Will Smith? Are you Kevin James? Are we in Hitch? No? I didn't think so.

[hacker]

The whole point of Hitch was for Will Smith to get the girl and stop that PUA bullshit. [ GOD, ALEX. ]

[ambitionist]

Good thing that, like I just fuckin' said, our lives are not that movie.

[hacker]

Yeah, because I am not paying you for standard friend behavior. The drink was for going above and beyond. Once. Speaking of which, is Lila always such an asshole about gratitude?

[ambitionist]

What do you mean?

[hacker]

I tried to thank her for what she did, considering that potion probably saved my life, but she blew me off. Said I should be thanking you since she hadn't meant it for me in the first place. Even after I told her I'd already gotten it clear with you.

Which is even setting aside the whole Zero thing.

[ambitionist]

That's ... Lila. [he takes a deep breath and stares down into his drink for a moment like oh man how do u even describe lila zacharov-gray.] She can be really catty sometimes. God forbid anyone think she's nice except for the like, three designated people she's given permission to. I dunno, I think she's just really ... Russian.

[hacker]

Boy that really clears it up. [ Skye sighs. ] Remind me to never go to Russia. Geez.