party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[ambitionist]

I'm kind of magic.

[felidity]

Not built-in-breathalyzer kind of magic. I bet Tony could build one. But it's pointless, because I'm not drunk.

[ambitionist]

Uh-huh. Say the alphabet backwards.

[felidity]

[ i'm not typing it but she says it perfectly and makes a face. ] That was dumb, give me something else!

[ambitionist]

Okay, okay. Walk in a straight line.

[felidity]

[ she walks like 20 feet away and it's definitely not a straight line. when she decides that she's done, she skips back and looks up at alex expectantly. ] See, I told you so.

[ambitionist]

The fuck was that, the Michael J. Fox interpretation?

[felidity]

...who's that?

[ambitionist]

... Never mind. You're drunk, kiddo.

[felidity]

[ her nose scrunches up in serious thought. ] This is it?

[ambitionist]

Uh ... yeah, I guess so?

[felidity]

Oh. I thought it would be more... life-affirming.

[ambitionist]

Everyone's a different kind of drunk. And sometimes it depends on how much you drink. Or what you drink. There are a lot of variables involved.

[felidity]

[ she's disappointed this is not how the coming of age movies made it out to be. or, like, the hang over. ] Maybe it's just me. I'm bad at being a person. Cordelia thought I'd be excited, but I'm not excited and she seemed disappointed and confused that I'm not excited so, like, I should be excited, right? But I'm not excited. I don't even care. And I should care, shouldn't I? People care. And I don't.

[ambitionist]

... Kali. What? No. You're fine. Are you gonna be a depressed drunk? That's no good. C'mere, we're gonna hug.

[felidity]

I'm not depressed! [ but she's totally going to hug him because if she ever says no to hugs she's a fucking pod person. ]

[ambitionist]

[he hugs her. and pats her hair a little bit. pat pat.] You're a great person. You're pretty much the best person. So chill.

[felidity]

You have a weird outlook on best people.

[ambitionist]

I think you're confusing weird with amazing, in which case yes. I do have an amazing outlook on best people.

[felidity]

Okay. [ she sounds a tiny bit dubious, but just goes with it because she can't think of a decent argument against it right now. ]

[ambitionist]

[he kisses the top of her head.] C'mon. It's okay.

[felidity]

I've decided... [ she steps back and uses the bottle she's still holding to point at him. ] That I'm going to go outside. And run around. In the grass.

[ambitionist]

[he just stares lmao.] ... I'll go with you. [and make sure you don't run into the woods. or fall over and choke in ur own vomit.]

[felidity]

[ she huffs. ] No, you're slow because you smoke.

[ambitionist]

The fuck? Excuse you! [SO OFFENDED. for a second]