party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[slay]

I don't think I'm the Slayer. I am. —And what do you mean Faith said I only "think" that I am? [ WHAT THE HELL FAITH ]

[ambitionist]

... Never mind. You're drunk, kiddo.

[ambitionist]

Clearly you have not had sex with me.

[felidity]

[ her nose scrunches up in serious thought. ] This is it?

[ambitionist]

Uh ... yeah, I guess so?

[hacker]

[ She breaks for a beat to look him over in an evaluative manner. Processing. Processing. ]

Nope. Although, hey, sleep your way entirely around one person and you really could hurt their feelings. I mean, my self image is just devastated that it took you this long to offer. [ Said in the sarcastic tone of someone who obviously doesn't think he's actually offering. ]

[felidity]

Oh. I thought it would be more... life-affirming.

[ambitionist]

[like gurl pls] I did explain that I'm pretty sure Kali was into you at some point, right? I wasn't gonna overstep her dibs. I'm a good surrogate brother.

[ambitionist]

Everyone's a different kind of drunk. And sometimes it depends on how much you drink. Or what you drink. There are a lot of variables involved.

[hacker]

That's ... actually weirdly sweet.

[ambitionist]

I know, I'm the best.

[felidity]

[ she's disappointed this is not how the coming of age movies made it out to be. or, like, the hang over. ] Maybe it's just me. I'm bad at being a person. Cordelia thought I'd be excited, but I'm not excited and she seemed disappointed and confused that I'm not excited so, like, I should be excited, right? But I'm not excited. I don't even care. And I should care, shouldn't I? People care. And I don't.

[hacker]

You know, she did ... I mean, I made a joke a while back about Netflix, and she thought ... I wonder if that's why she took it that way. [ Pretend any of those were a complete thought. ]

[ambitionist]

... Kali. What? No. You're fine. Are you gonna be a depressed drunk? That's no good. C'mere, we're gonna hug.

[ambitionist]

[eyebrow raise so strong] ... Did you tell her you wanted to Netflix and chill?

[hacker]

It was a joke! I didn't expect her to get the joke! I mean, honestly, how many times out of ten does that happen?

[felidity]

I'm not depressed! [ but she's totally going to hug him because if she ever says no to hugs she's a fucking pod person. ]

[ambitionist]

Like never, but she makes you explain it to her anyway!

[ambitionist]

[he hugs her. and pats her hair a little bit. pat pat.] You're a great person. You're pretty much the best person. So chill.

[hacker]

Well, surprise, she didn't need this one explained.

[felidity]

You have a weird outlook on best people.

[ambitionist]

Well ... that sounds like a personal thing between the two of you.

[ambitionist]

I think you're confusing weird with amazing, in which case yes. I do have an amazing outlook on best people.

[hacker]

Alex!

[ i neED SUPPORT HERE, you shitty 10-year-old bra with the underwire hanging out ]

[allaboutme]

Hey, you didn't hear it from me. [ mostly b/c that is a misinterpretation of the text but w/e ] And trust me, while demons and vampires and whatever were infiltrating our High School and all the best nightlife spots in Sunnydale? Spike and Faith weren't exactly helping.