party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[allaboutme]

So you have to be pretty excited right? [ cordy: queen of getting straight to the point ]

[felidity]

There is buffalo chicken pizza, that's my favorite, how did you know! [ is that not what she's supposed to be excited about? ]

[allaboutme]

I meant about Sarandis getting his.

[felidity]

Oh! I don't... care? There is an emotion I'm feeling, but I don't know what it is and then I got distracted by the pizza.

[allaboutme]

Really? I mean, I guess good for you.

[felidity]

I'm sorry, I'm not very good at... um. Feeling.

[allaboutme]

What's that supposed to mean?

[felidity]

I'm bad at feelings. I'm emotionally inept.

[allaboutme]

Oh. Did you go to, like, a special school?

[felidity]

No. I was made and raised in a secret government facility.

[allaboutme]

... Close enough.

[felidity]

Then yes, sure.

[allaboutme]

How'd you get out?

[felidity]

The Knights burned it down.

[allaboutme]

I take it it was of the evil variety.

[felidity]

They thought they were the greater good, but I guess they weren't. I've realized that people frown on torture.

[allaboutme]

... Generally, yeah. Who were they torturing?

[felidity]

Me. It was just testing, but the Geneva convention and Nuremberg trials beg to differ.

[allaboutme]

Uh, that definitely sounds like sketchy bad guy activity.

[felidity]

I know that now. [ gosh, cordelia, she's not dumb just... very, very sheltered. ]

[allaboutme]

Just checking!

[felidity]

I'm sure they didn't think it was wrong, anyway, since they made us in the first place.

[allaboutme]

That's no excuse.

[felidity]

Isn't it? They literally made us.

[allaboutme]

And my parents literally made me, but if they broke out the torture? Believe me. I'd have valid complaints.