party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

Comments

[autorevive]

[he tries it first so he can make his own assessment.] Tastes fine to me. Have you tried any of those girly drinks? Maybe you'd like that shit more.

[felidity]

No, it all tastes gross.

[autorevive]

Have you tried the weird ones, like the fey shit?

[felidity]

No? I don't think so.

[autorevive]

It'll get you so drunk! Totally blitzed. I thought I was snogging a girl but it was just Barry. ... Don't be sharing that story with anyone else.

[felidity]

Nathan! You can't kiss lemurs! That can't be sanitary.

[autorevive]

It was dark! In the middle of the night! He started licking my face, what else was I supposed to think?

[felidity]

Maybe you shouldn't be kissing whomever licks you in the dark at all.

[autorevive]

But what if it was you, coming in for a late night shag?

[felidity]

I would turn on the light first!

[autorevive]

What if you were trying to be all sexual and mysterious?!

[felidity]

[ BLANK LOOK. ] I'm not mysterious.

[autorevive]

You could be, if you tried. Like the girl with the dragon tattoo. Only instead of a dragon, it's a barcode for mini-ravioli.

[felidity]

[ she squints at him, mouth twisted in thought before she shakes her head. ] No, I don't think I could be like that. I like my hair long.

[autorevive]

She wears a wig sometimes!

[felidity]

I don't wanna wear a wig!

[autorevive]

You don't have to, your hair is already like that! ... This whole thing got away from me.

[felidity]

Why are you talking? [ instead of like being useful and making out with her is where that question was going because she just yanks him forward to do so. ]

[autorevive]

[well he's not going to argue with that he's here for making out thank u ma'am]

[felidity]

[ kali doesn't want to make out in front of everyone though because um skye is there so she pulls back after a moment to just drag nathan out of the ballroom with her. ]

[autorevive]

[he lets himself be dragged, but also commentates with] Woah! Gettin' fiesty now, aren't ya?

[felidity]

I don't think there has been much change. [ she doesn't! it's not defensive, it's just true. though she does add thoughtfully, ] But maybe I'm too close to it.

[autorevive]

You're close to somethin', all right. [his dick. he means his dick.]

[felidity]

[ ??? omg she only gets like 28% of innuendo! ] Close to what?

[autorevive]

My cock! My cock, Kali. It's not rocket science.