OPEN; life's a piece of shit when you look at it

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♬ Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - Monty Python

WHO || [Open] Andie and YOU!
WHAT || APRIL FOOLS PRANKS
WHERE || All around the castle
WHEN || 4/1
HOW || Prose or action spam welcome! Also feel free to start threads for other pranks and tag those other threads and MAKE IT A PRANK PARTY. Said threads can also be open or closed.

Today is a very dangerous day to be wandering about the castle minding your own business.

Because today is April Fool's Day, and Andie has decided it's a perfect day to celebrate being back from her mission through the joy of PRANKS. And she's very, very fast, so she's very, very good at it.

That coffee cup you were about to take a sip from? It's suddenly been replaced with a rubber chicken. That couldn't POSSIBLY have to do with that breeze you felt and that blur of motion you saw, could it?

If you can't find your glasses anywhere, try looking where you last left them. There may or may not be a prescription pair of Groucho Marx glasses.

And anywhere, if you're fast enough, you might catch a glimpse of Andie, doubled over in laughter and just having the freaking time of her life.

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She's too distracted to avoid or outrun it. It splooges into her, covering her with paint. She lets out a little shriek as it hits and stops laughing, looking down at her paint-covered self. Then she looks back up at Riddick... expression quavering before she... cracks up laughing again.

She manages to get over it faster this time, partly due to a moment of letting herself enter superspeed time. Then, she grabs a balloon and hurls it back at him (atk 25).

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Riddick watches it hit her, a loud, abrupt laugh ripping out of his mouth. He had seen how fast she could move and it pissed him off he couldn't track her if she was at top speed. He had just made his own day by proving that, in the right situation, he could still make a hit. Even if it was on April Fools, with a water balloon filled with paint.

It still made him grin.

As she hurtles her retaliatory balloon at him he is just barely able to dodge out of the way (Reflex save 26!), dropping to the floor and rolling behind the kitchen island. He lets out another hearty laugh, knowing that with her speed she would corner him in mere moments, but that didn't mean he had to make it easy on her.

"That all the better you can do, speedy?"

...pretty sure this is not a reflex save situation. Just defense?

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Without even pausing to see if it hit, she's already throwing another one (atk 24). She almost doesn't care if she hits him or not. She's just having way too much fun with it.

Hell, maybe she'll even get him to go through one of the booby trapped doors. That would be even more funny the second time around.

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[This is why I need to stop replying to stuff so late at night/early in the morning. Reading my Char. Sheet translates to mistyping my answers. It was supposed to read Defense 26, Reflex save 16 to duck behind the counter. Lol me and my sleepy writing. ANYWAY]

Her second attack misses him as well, splattering right above his head against the counter and spraying him with even more paint in the process. He lets out another rumbly laugh, not able to remember a time he actually had fun like this ever.

He takes another balloon and whips it at her with dead-on accuracy [another Nat 20 WOOT! He is on fiyah right now!] then bolts for the door whose trap he'd already sprung, not falling for that again.

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[AHHH that makes sense. Also, woah, that's AWESOME defense.]

She sputters as the paint hits her, then takes off after him. Running from Andie is a pretty fruitless task. She catches up to him without really attempting and stands in front of him, a wicked grin on her face and a balloon in her hand. She raises her arm to throw it at him, but before she can, she squeezes it a little too hard and it explodes all over her (nat 1 oops). She just stands there blinking for a moment.

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Riddick doesn't hesitate in laughing his ass off at that. He knew she would catch up to him, but he hand't expected her to attack herself. It was hilarious to watch the incredulity on her face, which made him laugh even harder.

In fact he laughs so hard at this entire thing, he ends up doubled over, wheezing from laughter (Crit fail on a Will Save. This is what you get with Riddick released from his stoicism. Crazy-ass laughter).

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She shakes her head, rubbing the paint from her eyes, then goes over to him and wipes her hands on his shirt. Not that it'll make any difference at all, paint covered as they both are. But it's the principle of the thing.

But she's grinning because it's really fun to see Riddick laugh like a crazy person. "Okay, okay, we're supposed to be using our powers against other people!"