OPEN; life's a piece of shit when you look at it

[asap]

♬ Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - Monty Python

WHO || [Open] Andie and YOU!
WHAT || APRIL FOOLS PRANKS
WHERE || All around the castle
WHEN || 4/1
HOW || Prose or action spam welcome! Also feel free to start threads for other pranks and tag those other threads and MAKE IT A PRANK PARTY. Said threads can also be open or closed.

Today is a very dangerous day to be wandering about the castle minding your own business.

Because today is April Fool's Day, and Andie has decided it's a perfect day to celebrate being back from her mission through the joy of PRANKS. And she's very, very fast, so she's very, very good at it.

That coffee cup you were about to take a sip from? It's suddenly been replaced with a rubber chicken. That couldn't POSSIBLY have to do with that breeze you felt and that blur of motion you saw, could it?

If you can't find your glasses anywhere, try looking where you last left them. There may or may not be a prescription pair of Groucho Marx glasses.

And anywhere, if you're fast enough, you might catch a glimpse of Andie, doubled over in laughter and just having the freaking time of her life.

Comments

[asap]

[Andie, sympathetic soul that she is, goes over and drops a balloon straight down onto him (atk 16).]

[nepotism]

[ Fred is prone and has no Dex bonus to defense nooooo 8( SPLOOSH. It lands right on his face even as he tries to raise a hand to knock it aside but nup. Everywhere.

He lets out a groan.] Uncle.

[asap]

Champion! [She raises her hands victoriously, then offers him an arm up.]