orientation ♔

[nepotism]

WHO || Fred, Deadpool [open!]
WHAT || Fred meets with his newest squire
WHERE || Training Room
WHEN || May 15, Morning.
HOW || Actionspam

[ Fred gets the vibe that Wade's really an action sorta guy, so he suggests they meet up in the training room for their orientation.

It seemed like a good idea at the time... ]

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OH RIGHT THIS post EXISTS sob sorry I lost it

[meta]

[Deadpool is surprisingly timely today. Mostly because he's looking forward to the promised leveling-up. Little does he know... he needs an actual character sheet to level up. Oops. That'll happen eventually.

He looks pleased to see Fed, though. And he's still wearing the mask. He may have slept with it.]

So, guns, right? We can use the guns? A lot of them?

GOD HDU

[nepotism]

You can train with any one of 'em, on the range. As for taking them out and about... once you've got clearance from me that you know what you're doin'.

I'M A REBEL I DO WHAT I WANT

[meta]

Does this mean we don't get to use them in here? Lame. [Deadpool likes guns.] How about swords? Grenades?

YOU DO WHAT I WANT

[nepotistic]

We're a little short on rocket launchers, but beyond that, we're pretty fully stocked.

[meta]

[He legit looks pretty disappointed by that.]

Guess I'll have to make do.

[nepotism]

So should I take it you've had a lot of experience with combat?

[meta]

...Probably. [He doesn't... really remember. But considering his innate love of things that go boom, his rippling muscles, and the "Merc with a Mouth" catch phrase... Seems a safe bet.]

[nepotism]

Clean slate, huh?

[meta]

Like someone bleached my brain.

[nepotistic]

Can't say what I know what it's like firsthand, but I've heard about it enough times to know how eerie it can be.

Or liberating, I guess, depending on who you ask.

[meta]

It's cool, I get the feeling I'm not new to the world of drain bamage.

[nepotism]

[ that provokes a loud laugh, and he gestures for deadpool to follow ] C'mon, let's bust our skulls around some more then.

[meta]

Sounds awesome! [Two big thumbs up!]

[nepotistic]

[ he'll slide his card through the armory security system and unlock it... revealing the massive room of pointy and explodey shit. ]

[meta]

[Deadpool looks like a kid on Christmas morning.]

I want to gather it all up and make a giant, explosive chair.

[nepotism]

You'd probably take the whole castle down with you.

[meta]

Well, I'd wait until someone I don't like is sitting in it.

[nepotism]

Making enemies already?

[meta]

Why put off for tomorrow what you can kill today?

[nepotism]

Generally, if you killed them already, they won't be enemies anymore, so much as memories.

[ a beat ] Though, I guess the bad guys can get rezzed too, sometimes.

[meta]

[Knowledge (fourth wall): 11]

Especially if they're fan favorites.

[nepotism]

Not really sure our nemeses get a lot of fangirls around here.

[meta]

Really? Lame. It's the best reason to be a villain.

[nepotism]

And here I thought the appeal lay in the evil laughter. [ He examines a rack of guns, gesturing towards the ammo boxes below. ] We've got a variety of rounds too, if you want something specific. Incendiary, that kind of thing. Unless melee's more your style.

[meta]

On a hunch, I'd say I'm good with both. Incendiary, you say? [He goes over to admire the ammo.]