open ♔ march castle socialization

[shootfirst]

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || Any time during the second half of March
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of this half of the month.

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt. ]

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not even at the castle/gives no fucks ♔ closed to finnick

[starfucker]

[ burt waltzes into finnick's recording session room looking pleased as punch ] Great news, sweetheart. Hope you waxed your balls recently, because have I got a hot date for you lined up.

w/e gurl it's your game

[65]

[his eyebrows slowly raise because what the fuck burt. but he's been awkwardly shoving him against so many celebrities it's not really that shocking tbh ...]

Oh?

[starfucker]

Picture it: at the next Grammy's, people aren't talking about who wore it best, but instead about what?

Who Taylor Swift's latest annoying fucking number one with a bullet is all about.

And the answer? Is gonna be you. [ ukw i guess there is a small percent change finnick has still not heard of her since he's only lived in this world for like a year, so KNOWLEDGE: POP CULTURE CHECK dc 8. ]

[65]

[he got a 19 so i guess he already spends a lot of time listening to her albums and crying.]

You'd like me to date Taylor Swift?

[starfucker]

Dating is a strong word. You really only have to "date" her for a little bit.

I want you to break her heart.

[65]

[finnick is approximately 0 percent surprised but he figures he might as well ... act like less of a sociopath. to make himself look better than the actual sociopath in front of him.]

Don't you think that's cruel?

[starfucker]

And sharing her diary entries about her personal life with all those other guys wasn't?

She's all Hollywood, kid. Heartless.

[65]

Point taken.

How long is a little bit?

[starfucker]

How long will it take you to get her empty head over heels?

[65]

[he takes a moment to consider this.]

Two at the very most.

[starfucker]

Two what? Dates? Months? Rim jobs?

[65]

[slooow stare.]

Dates.

[starfucker]

Fine, but if she's not gushing about you to the press in those two dates, you've gotta throw in some nasty illegal sex acts.

[65]

[ ♪

jk. but no really he's not exactly thrilled about probably whoring himself out again. but he was expecting it so he can wash his eyes out with no more tears baby shampoo and deal.]

I'll do what I have to do.

[starfucker]

It'd be more effective if you were popping her cherry, but that ship's long since fucking sailed.

[65]

No, but I could make it feel that way.

[starfucker]

You can do whatever you fucking want to her so long as you're drilling a number one hit into her vag.

[65]

Don't worry about it.

[starfucker]

Great. Then it's a date. [ >:) ]