I'm gonna have to agree with Koraith here. You couldn't have picked... any other story? You know what, think on it, and we'll come back to you. [That's not rude and dismissive at all, but he made her nose tickle like she was going to cry and that is equally rude.] I know I haven't been a knight for six billion years, but...

When I was sixteen I punched a dragon in the face. And possibly a shark once.