TRAVEL ♔ will we melt away?

[luthir]

WHO || Belle, Luthir, Koraith, Violet, Robin, Reynard[Closed]
WHAT || Flight to Brazil
WHERE || An airplane
WHEN || April 4th.
HOW || Actionspam.

[This log is for any in-flight interactions on the plane ride to the mission site. Feel free to make your own threads/threadjack, etc. The flight time is approx eleven hours. Get to know your teammates, talk about the mission, ask questions, etc. etc.]

Comments

[koraith]

... Luthir, perhaps your problem does not lie in your storytelling capabilities, but more in the stories you elect to tell.

[graveflowers]

I'm gonna have to agree with Koraith here. You couldn't have picked... any other story? You know what, think on it, and we'll come back to you. [That's not rude and dismissive at all, but he made her nose tickle like she was going to cry and that is equally rude.] I know I haven't been a knight for six billion years, but...

When I was sixteen I punched a dragon in the face. And possibly a shark once.

[koraith]

[ koraith looks a little appalled but he masks it well ] ... I certainly hope they deserved it.

[graveflowers]

Well he was trying eat me. He wasn't a friendly dragon like the one in the garden of the Hesperids.

[luthir]

How did you manage to strike it in such close quarters without succumbing to its breath weapon?

[graveflowers]

Blue cheese dressing.

[untethered]

Did you say dressing?

[graveflowers]

Uh-huh. It was either that or the fire extinguisher, but that tastes disgusting. Insert dressing, bye bye projectile vomit flames. But then, you know, he got mad at me and tried to eat me, so I punched him, got our crap and peaced out.

[Considering the girl weighs a hundred pounds soaking wet and is the size of an underfed teenager, it's kind of a big accomplishment. But it was either punching or shooting, so...]

[luthir]

[ while koraith laughs uproariously and applauds this, luthir raises an eyebrow. ] What in the realms was in that dressing, if it were able to stifle a dragon's breath?

[graveflowers]

Dairy. [She shrugs.] It works on buffalo hot wings, so...

[koraith]

It sounds like you've had more than your share of adventures!

[graveflowers]

Yeah, I got around. I have ADHD. I got bored a lot.

[Adventures ensue. Or rather, catastrophic mistake turned adventure in the 15th retelling.]

[untethered]

[ belle looks out the window and gestures for the others to look ] Is that... Brazil?

[graveflowers]

Shouldn't there be a massive Jesus somewhere...?

[luthir]

You'll find not everywhere is precisely like it is in the movies.

[graveflowers]

I wasn't actually aware Christ the Redeemer was fictional. [Whatever, add that to the list of dissimilar things between this world and the old one.]

[koraith]

Oh, he's there alright, but it's a rather large country. I'm afraid we won't be stopping in dear old Rio this time around.

[graveflowers]

[Vi pouts, because she is an adult.]

No Carnivale.

[koraith]

Maybe on the way out.

[graveflowers]

[The pout immediately turns to a bright grin.] I can live with maybe.

[luthir]

Let's focus on our present mission first.

[graveflowers]

Like a laser. [She can push it later, so she settles back into her seat. They'll probably be landing soon if they're over the country right?]

[luthir]

[ ayup. TIME TO GO HEAL SOME PLANT BB'S ]