open } burn the land and boil the sea

[unhand]

♬ I'm On a Boat - The Lonely Island

WHO || Hook and anyone who wants to visit him
WHAT || Catch-all post for Jolly Roger interactions.
WHERE || The Jolly Roger, docked in the Thames
WHEN || ~whenever works~
HOW || idk go with your heart

[Hook's pretty much abandoned his room at the castle now that his home is put back together. He's at the Jolly Roger nearly every day, cleaning, doing minor repairs, or sailing her around just for fun.

If asked nicely, he might give a tour.]

Comments

[bittersweeter]

[ she doesn't believe him. not because she has any reason not to believe him (sense motive 11) but because she doesn't trust anyone. trust just gets her in trouble. ]

So what's your motivation with me then, a repeat of Faye's conquest?

[unhand]

No! [He looks a little disgusted by the thought. Not precisely because she's disgusting herself (though he hasn't forgotten that time she threatened to hit his dick with a hammer) but because he's kind of friendzoned her. Also Emma would probably skin him alive.] Trust me, if that's what I wanted, I'd have no trouble getting it.

[He's not good at much, but he can melt the knees (and more) of most lasses. Not that he sounds particularly proud of that talent right now. It hasn't exactly gained him much of value besides a few fleeting hours of distraction.]

[bittersweeter]

[ she wouldn't even care if he thought she was disgusting, he has become lamp status. he is an inanimate object because the amount of which she cares about his dick is negative. ]

You would have plenty of trouble. You didn't answer my question.

[unhand]

[Idk man have you seen his diplomacy bonus it's a whole lot. She would bang that lamp. But he doesn't care to prove the point. He's not trying. That's a lot more important than whether or not it would work if he did.]

Perhaps I simply like you.

[bittersweeter]

Why?

[ this is lila's complete lack of self confidence... ]

[unhand]

You're interesting. Does there need to be more reason than that?

[bittersweeter]

Uh, yeah. [ disbelieving poodle is disbelieving. ] Hitler is interesting, doesn't mean I like him.

[unhand]

Who's Hitler? [He looks confused, probably because he's from another world and doesn't know who Hitler is (knowledge 2). He waves his hand. Not important.] Why's it so hard to believe I've no ulterior motive? I simply like you.

[bittersweeter]

You don't even know me.

[unhand]

Unless you tell everyone you meet about the price of your power, I'd wager I know you a good deal better than most already.

[bittersweeter]

[ it bothers her because he's right. she can count on one hand how many people know and still have fingers left over. faye knew and eric, and of course sylar, but he knew everything and still loved her so he was probably a little insane. ]

One thing. You know one thing. I am not one thing.

[unhand]

Of course not. But that's the purpose of getting to know you. It's a process.

[bittersweeter]

[ fucking logic. ] Fine, whatever, get to know me.

[unhand]

I intend to. [He winks at her.] But for now, I've a ship I ought to make sure's on course. If you'll excuse me, lass.

[bittersweeter]

Yeah, later. [ :| ]