open } burn the land and boil the sea

[unhand]

♬ I'm On a Boat - The Lonely Island

WHO || Hook and anyone who wants to visit him
WHAT || Catch-all post for Jolly Roger interactions.
WHERE || The Jolly Roger, docked in the Thames
WHEN || ~whenever works~
HOW || idk go with your heart

[Hook's pretty much abandoned his room at the castle now that his home is put back together. He's at the Jolly Roger nearly every day, cleaning, doing minor repairs, or sailing her around just for fun.

If asked nicely, he might give a tour.]

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[unhand]

Or we'll end up leaving it behind when it can't keep up.

[Spoiler alert: he's right.]

[undealt]

Are you truly that uncomfortable, Captain? [Bitch please. Why you all up on his crocodile.] Because I assure you, Milah has no taste for pirate.

[Let's appreciate that sentence, shall we?]

[unhand]

[He knows some Milah had the taste for pirate. Enough that he tattooed her name upon his arm.]

I'm hardly worried about that. [So long as the crocodile doesn't start ticking.] I simply dislike the beast.

[undealt]

[Just making sure. You know. Captain Hook. Crocodiles. These are things.

This is a crocodile smile from an actual crocodile, Hook. Enjoy that.]

Well, in that case, you're just going to have to get used to her.

[unhand]

Or I could toss her overboard.

[Does he actually intend to? He hasn't... really decided...]

[undealt]

Would you like to lose the other hand? [this is the biggest grin.]

[unhand]

[Hook steps in closer, tilting his head.]

Oh, I'd like to see you try and take it, old man.

[untethered]

[ BELLE IS IN THE DOORWAY, wondering if you two are going to make out or something ] Did something happen?

WHOOPS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR NOT TRACKING SHIT

[undealt]

[Gold stands up immediately following Hook's comment and Milah looks like she's about to take a chunk out of his leg, but the minute Belle speaks, he draws back (Milah, however, remains on her guard.)]

It's nothing. I believe the captain has other business to tend to. [Said through gritted teeth. GO AWAY, HOOK. YOU'LL THROW OFF HIS GAME.]

[unhand]

[DOES HOOK LOOK LIKE HE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GAME.]

This may be your mission, but it's my ship. Unless you've been hiding secret sailing knowledge, I suggest you quell any clever threats. And keep that creature in check.

[untethered]

I hope both of you remember that we're here to help an innocent woman break out of a terrible curse. Whatever disagreements the two of you might have, this is hardly the time for them.

[undealt]

[AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF HOOK AND GOLD RN]

Of course. [SOURLY. And he's talking to Belle. HE AND HIS CROCODILE WILL DO AS THEY WISH.]

[unhand]

[Hook's the taller one. :-)

Finally, he turns away from Gold, shooting a look at Belle.]

Make sure he minds himself, then.

[And STALKING AWAY WITH A COAT SWOOSH.]

[untethered]

[ when he's gone: ] I don't suppose you want to share what that was all about.

[undealt]

I think he had a bad experience with a crocodile once.

[SHRUG.]