london ♔ well i'm not paralyzed | but i seem to be struck by you

[moonheart]

♬ take it off - ke$ha

WHO || Andie, Faith, Jordan, Fiona, Faye, Bo, anyone else! [Closed]
WHAT || Andie's birthday bash! ... with a twist
WHERE || The Silver Band dance club
WHEN || April 1st, after 11pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread, don't worry about maintaining tagging order.

Being friends with someone as spontaneous as Faith can have its perks. She's invited the entire under-30 crowd at the castle to come celebrate her friend Andie's 21st birthday at an exclusive dance club called the Silver Band in downtown London.

The club is swirling with colors, as disco balls reflect silvery light that catches on the large quantities of glitter that cover just about every surface. The main dance floors are made of transparent glass, and the club is multi-storied, so that you can choose to dance higher up and see everyone below under your feet. Below the ground floor is a strange black canopy that seems to reflect odd flickering lights, almost like stars. There's a sort of classic opulence to the decor, and hallways branch off here and there to private rooms out of sight. Floating lights bob around the ceiling, that look almost like crystalline balls, except they're light as bubbles and can pop when touched.

Strangely, there are cobwebs in various areas of the club, mostly out of reach, as if it hasn't had occasion to be cleaned in awhile, but there's no traces of grime or dirt anywhere. Faith has a private room procured off one of the halls for the mini-buffet, because how can it be Andie's birthday without food??

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[ex_psionic439]

[Well at least he didn't crit fail on the climb up, because Adam would have died laughing at him. But seeing as Mars made it up in one go and is actually doing a lot better shaking what his mama gave him on top of the bar compared to when he was on the dance floor, Adam proceeds to simply crack the fuck up instead.

Once that's done he'll be cheering and throwing dollar bills at him, but until then he's just going to drop into the nearest seat so he doesn't fall over like a laughing drunken mess.]

[charismapotion]

[ If he had he would have been horribly embarrassed and bruised for days. He had focused on the music and moving until he noticed the bills then he started to laugh. When he stepped down onto the stool, and made it looked oddly easy. However his luck didn't hold up he slipped a bit when he stepped off the chair and reached out for the first thing in reach, which was Adam.]

[ex_psionic439]

[Even though Adam passed his reflex and fortitude saves somehow, I am imposing a penalty due to the fact that he is currently wasted. So even if he manages to catch Mars and prevent him from falling on his face, it doesn't ... do much to keep Adam from stumbling, tripping over himself, and ultimately falling on his ass in the process.

Apparently it was worth it though, because he's still too fucking amused at what just happened despite the fact that he's lying on the glitter-coated floor in the middle of a nightclub.]

A couple of smooth fucking criminals right here. Jesus Christ.

[charismapotion]

[ No rolls would save Mars from falling with him, he was going down and when Adam fell he fell on him before rolling off into the floor. That glitter will be a bitch to get out of his hair. He couldn't help laugh more.]

Oh god, I cant believe that happened!

[ex_psionic439]

You mean dancing on the bar, or your fat ass knocking us both onto the floor?

[Which should concern him a lot more than it did because this floor was probably fucking gross.]

Man, getting up so doesn't feel worth the effort right now. [This was going to be one bitch of a hangover.]

[charismapotion]

My ass knocking us down, [ he reached over and smacked him in the arm] And your ass not catching me!

[ he found it far too funny and was still laughing. How gross it was hadn't kicked in yet.]

It doesn't but fuck, we gotta before someone steps on us.

[ex_psionic439]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[But Adam forces himself to do it anyway because that was a good argument, and he really didn't want to get stepped on right now (or ever).

Well, he gets halfway there and then just kind of stops so he can stare at Mars like bitch really. Then grab his arm to try tugging him up too.]

Come on, this is a team effort!

[charismapotion]

[ Mars pushed himself slowly up once the other grabbed his arm. This felt like one of the hardest things he had ever done. The next morning was gonna suck.]

I'm trying man... Fuck, did someone hex us more weight? [ he grumbled finally sitting up he sighed looking to the ceiling.] This just isn't fair. Wheres my hoverboard. Didn't the Jetsons promise us hoverboards?

[ex_psionic439]

[Oh my God what. But it's apparently the funniest shit Adam's ever heard in his life.]

All those shots of Patrón went straight to your hips.

[charismapotion]

Oh god not my hips. It will throw everything off and its all down hill from there!

[ He dramatically called out. Mostly just playing around but too smashed to care if people heard.]

[ex_psionic439]

Oh shit, what happened to your cat?? [Like the sudden realization that it probably got run over or something. Dumb and dumber up in this bitch tbh.]

[charismapotion]

[ Mars stopped laughing then like he had been slapped. Seriousness washing over as he looked around before staring off in a direction getting fully to his feet he moved with haste pushing through dancers. There was a cat eating off an abandoned plate. Even in the haze of the alcohol and whatever else was now in his blood he could still tell where she was. They were connected for up to a mile.]

Venus.

[ He spoke with a slur at the cat. Which just looked back up at him like he was dumb and nommed on on that chicken strip she found.]

[ex_psionic439]

[What a buzzkill. For Mars, anyway. Adam is just bringing up the rear like a drunken asshole. But he's tired of standing so he just plops himself into a chair at the table where Venus is chowing down.]

Oh man, you should have seen your face.

[charismapotion]

[ Drunken asshole was fine, Mars found him funny enough. Mars had his hands on his hips looking at the cat with a look like a parent gives a child.]

You dont even know where that has been [ he scolded the cat who just ignored him and chowed down. Rolling his eyes he looked to Adam.] I happen to think I had a pretty nice face.

[ex_psionic439]

[He regards Mars for a moment, as if sizing up his face to decide for himself.]

I dunno. I think tequila goggles are even worse than beer goggles.

[charismapotion]

[ Mars made a bit of a face then reached out and twacked at the other.]

Not cool dude, not cool.

[ex_psionic439]

Hey, man. I'm just saying I can't be trusted. For all I know you could be three hundred pounds right now and I wouldn't think twice. [You sure as fuck felt that heavy when your ass topped on top of me, js. But I guess that was a nice drunk compliment???]

[charismapotion]

Hey, man. I am. [ He winked at him, because why the hell not. Still he some how took it as a compliment. Throwing his arm around the others shoulder he shrugged then.]

I'm flat out of ideas.

[ex_psionic439]

[What? Adam was too busy trying to poke at Mars' non-existent double chin now that he's close enough to test if he was really three hundred pounds or not.

This basically equates to Adam poking at ... air, and pointing his finger past Mars' neck a few times because he is obviously not a porker.

Yeah he's really drunk whoops.]

[charismapotion]

[ Mars couldn't help laughing as the other poked at him when he got his neck a time or two Mars leaned in really close. ]

Just wait until morning, you'll be in for a shock.

[ A sign of his intoxication. Mars NEVER goes home with anyone. Boy's still in his wrapper.]

[ex_psionic439]

[Dem ASMR tingles when Mars whispers all close to him tho. Challenge accepted.]

Don't be a cocktease. [You might think he's trying to shove Mars away, but it's really just one last ditch attempt to confirm the lack of extra chins which misses the mark entirely. The result is Adam palming Mars' face.] Are you coming onto me?

[Except he basically starts laughing two seconds later, after the delayed response of "that's what she said" in his head.]

[charismapotion]

Being a cock tease means one of us intends to put out, and I dont know about you but I got a feeling at least one of us is to drunk to get it up man.

[ Things he would NEVER say sober right there.]

[ex_psionic439]

Whoa, hey. Enough with the sex talk already, man. There's a lady present.

[Here's lookin' at you, Venus. Wink. Oh yeah he was three sheets to the wind.]

Can you believe this guy? [And now he was talking to a cat.]

[charismapotion]

[ Venus mewed and pushed on of the chicken tenders towards Adam with her nose. She likes you bro.

Mars rolled his eyes and flopped down across from them.]

Yes, my bad. Sorry, Venus. I do not know why I am even talking about it. It's not something I usually give a damn about.

[ex_psionic439]

[And he is just drunk enough to reach over, snatch said chicken tender up, and start nomming on it like it ain't no thang. Someone get him a glass of water.]

We have that effect on most people. Isn't that right, Venus? [She gets a scratch behind the ear.] The struggle is real.