CHAPTER THREE ♔ in an isolated system the entropy can only increase

[goodbyecaroline]

♬ the device has been modified - victims of science

WHO || Gold, Faye, Emma, Mars, Astrid, GLaDOS
WHAT ||  The Knights become unwitting test subjects for a psychotic AI  
WHERE || Luckman Industries computer-aided enrichment center, Germany
WHEN || May 31st/June 1st [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread.

Why Wynn ever thinks there will be such a thing as a 'simple recon mission' we just don't know.  

Several Knights were dispatched to a small isolated town in Germany where magic was rumored to not function, only to discover that the situation was a bit more complicated.  Yes, magic didn't function when attempted - sometimes.  But other times it had bizarre and dangerous side effects, including driving townspeople insane.  

Research led the team to a company called Luckman Industries who had bought digging rights to make a large quarry beneath the town, but further investigation revealed that they had actually constructed a massive underground laboratory instead.  Some sort of strange device stood at the center of it, magical in nature, but when they attempted to leave, they found the doors locked, and were forced into trying magic despite the potential side effects.

The spell seems to have attracted the attention of something within the building itself - a disembodied voice that's offered them a (mostly) pleasant greeting - to the Luckman Industries computer-aided enrichment center.

There will be cake.

Comments

[reallywicked]

Uh-

[What the actual fuck is wrong with this place. Faye immediately nopes out and closes the door.]

Not that way.

[pathology]

Ugh, there are more of those things? [ she only heard the voice or else she might ... actually think the leopard-print crowning wearing one is cute. it's her as a turret ok. her spirit turret. ANYWAY. she's taking out the gun again like she's r. kelly before opening the door on the right. JUST IN CASE.]

[behindcloseddoors]

[ opening the door reveals... that same first area that they walked into oh so long ago down here. ]

[pathology]

WE DID IT!!! [what if she gave faye a really gay celebratory jumping hug??? yep. that's happening.]

[reallywicked]

[Oh we're hugging? Okay we're hugging! Astrid's enthusiasm is definitely catching, but as Faye pulls back, she looks back towards Gold.]

Alright, so we know the way out of here, but we have to go back and bring her up here too. Wheatley. [She shouts for their weird robo friend. Where the hell did he go?] What the fuck do we do now? How do we get Emma from down there?

[Oh and I guess turn the magic thing off. Whatever.]

[goodbyecaroline]

[ the voice that answers, however, sure isn't as adorable. ] Wheatley. I should have known that little metal idiot was behind this. You can't seriously be working with that MORON against ME.

[pathology]

[her expression automatically sours like dis bitch.] To be fair ... we're still doing most of the work.

[reallywicked]

[Faye just snorts because that's sure as fuck true. Ugh. She really hates GLaDOS.]

You're just pissed because we're beating you. It's okay. I'm sure being a loser won't hurt your image. Much.

1/2

[goodbyecaroline]

This isn't over. We have so much testing left to do. And if you think I'm going to let--

[ideamachine]

[ she's cut off by a loud stage whispering from above as wheatley careens around the corner on his rail ] Ix-nay on the oser-lay! Or you're... you're gonna get us killed, you are! I'm trying to rescue you, and here you are ready to pull her down on top of us, yeah? Come on, then, this way, almost there! [ and with that, he leads them back towards the very first chamber, where the anti-magic LIES unit stands on the far end... ]

[reallywicked]

[Faye glares at Wheatley like RLY BITCH but she doesn't say anything further. She just marches off, following him.]

[pathology]

[astrid follows too, glancing back at the boys to make sure they're following. there. she cared about her teammates. merit badge pls.]

[ideamachine]

Ah yes! We're here! Brilliant. Alright, so this should be fairly simple. All you've gotta do is plug me into the big panel on that thing, and then I can hack it, and... turn it off. Easy! Too easy, really. They ought to have that looked at.

[undealt]

[gold looks like shit after mr. toad's wild ride so he's just dragging ass. #teamleader.]

Well, that sounds convenient.

[YEAH WHEATLEY WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT A PERSON GETS SKEPTICAL.]

[reallywicked]

Uh... This isn't like some weird robotic sex thing, is it?

[Faye doesn't want to touch your plug, Wheatley...]

[pathology]

[FINGER ON NOSE NOT DOING THIS SHIT NO NO NO]

[ideamachine]

What? No! No, no, no, nothing like that, for heaven's sake. The switch is internal, see? Can't be turned off from the outside! Don't want any test subject just going over and flipping it off you know.

So all you have to do is ... plug me right in there... and then you'll have magic again! Excellent. So let's just get right on with that, shall we, before we sends some new torment down on all of us? I suppose I'm going to have to detach from this rail again, though, so someone give us a catch! [ and with that, he drops like a fucking rock. only a reflex 25+ can save him now. ]

[undealt]

[yeah gold couldn't roll a +25 if he tried so... he just stands there like wow do you expect sharp reflexes from me bitch???]

[pathology]

[astrid has good reflexes but can't just pull a 25 out of her ass ok. so she sort of holds out her hand like when you see something happening and you're like ohhhhh shit but the world is in slow motion. (ref save 11)]

[reallywicked]

[Faye also didn't do it. Bye Wheatley. (ref 14)]

[charismapotion]

[ Mars stayed quiet and oddly calm through most of that since he has faith in Wheatley. Magical robo savior. As he followed behind them Until Wheatley started to drop then he tried to help but.... (Ref; 20) Nope. ]

That's no good.

[ideamachine]

[ wheatley lets out a groan as he THUNKS to the ground with a loud clang. he rolls in place a bit, before blinking a few times and saying: ] I'm alright! I'm ok! Whew, that was -- that was bracing, wasn't it?

Anyway, someone pick me up, plug me in, hurry!

[reallywicked]

[Still looking slightly disgusted by the whole thing, Faye goes to pick up Wheatley and plugs him in. Unless it's more complicated than that and involves rolls. I have no idea.]

[ideamachine]

[ she hooks wheatley up to the LIES machine, and he twirls a bit back and forth as he interfaces with the unit, which lights up further. ] And now we're getting somewhere! Alright, now you just need to buy me a moment here to figure out exactly how to do this whole 'switching off' thing.

Wow, this is ... this is really something! Let me tell you. I've seen some fascinating devices in my time, but this one definitely takes the cake. But please don't take that literally, as there is not, actually, any cake.

[pathology]

[astrid just stares at wheatley like HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL?????????? wht the fucking fuck.]