andres ♔ but what he told me last night lays on me like lead

[affianced]

♬ dear ophelia - abney park

WHO || Buffy, Myri, Finnick, Spike, Kat, Gar, Archer, Des, Rafael, Fred Jr., Vi, Rocket, Lara, Dimitris  [Closed]
WHAT || A diplomatic mission to Andres Isle goes about as successfully as one would guess
WHERE || Andres Isle
WHEN || August 15th  [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread.

Even the briefing for this mission went well, with Wynn walking in on Dragon's Claw Jack Chessing macking on Sir Gar, in direct violation of his vows of, er, abstinence, both romantically and physically.   Following the briefing, and the team's attempts to make Wynn see reason in the face of Jack's resignation, they gathered up a large amount of weapons of all kinds into their private plane and took off for Andres Isle.  

Upon arrival, they found the island did not match up to their expectations.  Instead of fields of torture, they found themselves in a very upscale part of the city, full of affluent manor houses close to the palace.   They spun a cover story upon learning about a party there, using Finnick's celebrity on Andres to get access to the festivities.  

Inside, they met Dimitris Sarandis, Prime Minister of Andres Isle, who invited them to stay for the party, which was being thrown in honor of Countess Lara Tamon, who had helped Jack, Spike and Myri escape from their torment on the Isle.  They took the opportunity to chat up the local aristocracy, picking up the vibe that most of them had either benefited from Dimitris' rise to power, or were too afraid to stand up to him.  Spike talked to the Marquesse de Lyons, and learned that her son, Percy, had been a friend of the late Prince's, and had died shortly after voicing his belief that Sarandis had framed the Andres family in order to seize power.   Archer was shocked to find his manservant Woodhouse employed at the palace, and extra annoyed to learn that he didn't remember him.  For once, Archer found a reason to care about liberating the Andresians... if not purely for selfish reasons.

The party itself was to announce the breaking of the betrothal that had long stood between Lara and the late Prince, even after his death, a blemish on the reputation of the Tamon family that Sarandis sought to rectify by arranging a new betrothal: between Lara and her childhood friend, Lord Michael de Collines (aka Michael Collins).  Neither of them seemed particularly thrilled about the arrangement.  Lara managed to sneak a message to Myri to meet her that night under the bridge.

Following the announcement, the gang went to speak to Sarandis in private and find out his demands for the safe return of Sir Thomas Bancroft.  He wasted no time in making clear his position - he painted the Knight's vigilante attitude towards policing the world as the ultimate evil, and warned that no more Knights would set foot on Andres, lest they be killed.  He also demanded that Wynn himself bring the artifact Excalibur to the island to give to him - so that Dimitris could behead Wynn in exchange for Thomas' life.  The demands were met with outrage by the Knights, and in the face of their fear that Thomas was not even still alive, Sarandis agreed to let one of them stay the night to speak with the Dragon's Claw.   He specified that Kat be the one to stay, and despite protests, she agreed, and convinced Gar to let her stay.  

The other Knights headed back into town, where Gar, Fred Jr., and Vi headed to the nearby hotel to wait to hear from Kat, and be ready in case they should need to reach the palace quickly.  The others headed to the bridge across the river, where they met with Lara and her friend Lord Dana Green, another of her childhood friends.  They explained the situation on the Isle, and how many of the younger generation wished to see things returned to the way they'd been before, but the challenges they faced in doing so seemed almost insurmountable to them.  Lara expressed her fears that toppling Sarandis' rule would only wind up putting Andres in an even worse position.  They also related how Dimitris had created programs and taxes that had basically banished Shadowkind to the other side of the river and left them all but destitute, all while pumping more and more money into the coffers of the rich, particularly those serving on his Parliament.   She secured the Knights' promise to help in every way they could, and Myri asked her to show the way back into the woods where she'd found them before.

Finnick, Archer, and Rafael crossed the bridge into the Shadow village to do some recon, and spoke with a local tavern owner/dwarf who related that people down here were turning up missing more and more often - likely to feed Dimitris' experiments in the woods.  They seemed largely disheartened, but could potentially be talked into fighting if giving the means to do so.

In the woods, the others ran across a strange talking raccoon named Rocket, who was running for his life from a beholder, which the party managed to take down.  They discovered that Rocket had escaped from captivity in Dimitris' labs, and he was none too happy at the prospect of going back, even to show them where it was.  They argued briefly over the best course of action - whether the break out would be the best or worse time to try to make their way into the lab, particularly given that Dimitris had Kat as well now. 

Comments

[65]

[yeah ... who invited archer even??? we just don't know.] You think we should check it out? [barging into poor people's houses... what an a+ idea. w/e maybe they'll be heroes if it's a fucking bedroom intruder. here have a song cue.]

[romanticidal]

If the alternative is to let another person be taken? Then si. [ and he moves... towards le door. with a nat 20 move silently check. actual assassin rafael giovanni. (unsure) ]

[65]

[move silently 16. he may not be a ninja ... but he is pretty quiet at least.]

[isisagent]

Tch.

[Move silent of 14. Archer isn't even trying.]

[romanticidal]

[ wow, it didn't even hear you fuckers. they make it inside and rafael leads them slowly down the hall. a door is wide open into the bedroom, where a figure stands over a sleeping elf. it is covered almost entirely in clothing, swathed around its mouth, a rapier in its hand. in its other hand is... a sack. raf lowers his weapon at it, and says (intimidate 19): ]

Don't move.

[ it looks up slowly, its unremarkable eyes staring at them through the darkness, but it doesn't make a move. ]

[65]

[can't we just kill it? finnick would rather just kill it. too much time on the failboat.]

Drop your weapon. [intimidate 16 ... somehow. i guess if you were being arrested(??) by justin timberlake you probably wouldn't find him very threatening, either. he feels his phone vibrate in his pants from someone texting him, but ignores it. sorry vi.]

[romanticidal]

[ yeah no it doesn't move to drop anything. and then rafael's phone goes off. it's a generic boring ring tone what do you want from him. he freezes, looking down at this pocket, and that's when the thing... bolts for the window. ROLL FOR INIT.

wow ok then.

it makes it

out the window.

but rafael is not having that so he'll use his whole move to spot another window and crash through it like a man. a man who recklessly destroys the property of poor people. i guess.

actually i guess he'll probably shoot it out. like a slightly unbalanced man. CRASH. and then start climbing through that shit.

that sure wakes up the elf who starts screaming. good times. ]

[isisagent]

Wow. Nice ringtone, assassino. Real professional.

[Archer follows suit in climbing out the window, drawing his shotgun as he goes. I'm assuming that getting outside is a full round action - so he'll use Heroic Surge to fire off a double tap with his Sawed-Off Remington Spartan.]

[So.. Math... First: Does he even see him? Spot Check 18. If he sees the guy, Attack of 19 (20 if he's wearing armor - Armor-piercing rounds) That's including the -2 Atk penalty for Double Tap. Also the shotgun's range increment is 10 feet, so -2 to that for every 10 feet beyond that the target is, IDK how far off he got with his turn.]

[If that manages to hit, it'll deal 3+5+8+2 Pen-1 == 17 Damage]

Pump your brakes Usain Bolt, or I'll blow your damned head off! [I'm sure he'll stop - he's only being shot at a little bit.]

[65]

[SINCE THEY ARE OPENING FIRE finnick decides to aim from the window instead of chasing their new not-friend down. like a sniper assassin or some shit. he got a spot 15, so idek if he sees him. maybe he's just shooting the darkness. (ranged atk 21; 6 dmg if it hits) HE WAS ONLY AIMING FOR KNEECAPS. or other non-lethal areas.]

[romanticidal]

[ archer does, in fact, see the thing fleeing through the alley, but his shot completely misses, taking a chunk out of a building instead wooo. even finnick's shot misses :(

the thing moves to try to start scaling the building next door, but wow it bombed that climb check. maybe because a large military looking vehicle is driving past on the road at the mouth of the alley, and is shining a huge spotlight down the alleys as it goes. soldiers wielding large weapons look this way and that from their perch on the back of the vehicle and they're obviously searching for something.

rafael ducks back against the wall (hide 18) as quickly as he can. ]

[isisagent]

Fuck! ... You two catch that fucking ninja. I'll deal with this.

[And then Archer runs out into the road, reloads his shotgun, and fires at the vehicle (Specifically the spotlight) with a 26 (Again, -2 for every 10 ft range increment. Shotgun is the most effective long ranged weapon. Also Double Tap.), for (6+1+8 + 7 Penetration -1 == 21 Damage.]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION! MOTHERFUCKER [And then he'll heroic surge to run like hell into the nearest alley on the opposite side of the street, trying to lead them away from Finnick and Rafael.]

[65]

[oh archer. finnick is ... still in this random elf dude's house. he was going to jump out the window to join them, but now there are soldiers roaming the streets looking for them???? but he also can't just ... be like hey legolas can you put some tea on, this might be awhile. so once archer starts distracting, he jumps out the window and also attempts to hide. (hide...10...)]

[romanticidal]

[ there's a huge crashing sound as archer's shotgun blast splinters the light and quenches it entirely. archer tumbles out past the truck, but the soldier on the opposite side gets a shot at his back ... and gets a flawless shot right before archer hits the other alleyway (nat 20, 18 dmg).

the mysterious thing starts clambering up the building again, this time much more successfully (climb 24), and makes it up to the roof. the soldiers... can't see it anymore in the darkness, so they don't attack it.

raf turns to look at finnick, who is standing frozen in the middle of the alley. ] He is going to get himself killed.

[witchwoman]

[Myri leads the charge with the rest of the group like this is some weird wizard of oz bullshit and we are off to see the wizard. Except the wizard is apparently Archer screaming in French. And Does Myri even know French?? She barely knows English. Anyway.]

What is he-? [Oh look. Something on the roof. Myri reaches out nudge both Buffy and Vi, gesturing to get their attention up there as well. Spike as vampire senses. He's probably aware of what cologne it is wearing.]

[romanticidal]

[ oh well, archer dug his own grave, i guess, and rafael isn't going to waste the opportunity. so he moves across the alley, sheathing his guns, and like, idk, does some kind of fancy ass kick up jump off a trash can or something and starts scaling the wall like spider-man (climb 20). it's pretty badass. the others would notice his curly head climbing up right behind the strangely swathed thing. ]

[bigbad]

[The fuck is that thing (spot 22). Spike... is gonna join the not helping Archer stay alive thing and starts climbing the building (climb 11 climb 25 thx action point) to join the exciting rooftop chase adventure. Turns out he hates Rafael slightly less than Archer. Whoda thunk?]

[slay]

[ Lbr there is no mystery here in what Buffy will do, unless that mystery is 'will she make a ranged attack to throw her underwear or won't she?' Spoiler: she won't.

But thanks to Myri pointing it out, Buffy's eyes race up the side of the building in time to spot the mystery figure vanishing and Rafael getting up close and personal with the wall on his way up. Blah blah sex joke about shoving Rafael's face up against the wall and pegging. You can fill in the rest. She's a beat behind Spike in reacting, following his lead to scramble up the side of the building beside them in lieu of slipping past the truck full of soldiers (climb 20, how romantic).

Good job, Archer. ]

[romanticidal]

[ soldier2 stares down the darkened alley and can still make out the shapes down there. unmoved by archer's crazy shouting, he looses some bullets that way (atk 25, 10), one of which strikes rafael as he hits the roof (4 dmg). soldiers 3&4 turn their attacks on archer (atks 21, 19, 18, annnnd a crit fail). miraculously, none of those hit him. soldier4 shoots a fire hydrant by mistake, which shoots out a jet of water between them and archer, obscuring him partially from their sight. ]

[isisagent]

OW! Fuck. Great plan, Sterling. Get yourself shot at for the Italian and the Mermaid. Damnit...

[He reloads, and fires a shot into the air to try to bait them in his direction, then retreats further into the alleyway.]

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!

[rationalizes]

[ gar slows beside myri, staring at the chaotic spectacle before them. she also sees rafael and the thing on the roof, but it's hard not to gape at archer's singing and the gunfire and the fire hydrant spraying the street. she goes pale, horrified, and slowly reaches for her gun, drawing myri around the corner of the building they're beside, or trying to. ] My god. If they recognize us...

[graveflowers]

[ vi focuses on the soldiers while everyone else is playing roof top rodeo. myri is nearby so she is not leaving her side, to the surprise of no one ever. she draws her bow, calmly shooting at soldier two (atk 28, dmg 16) with her very distinctive pink arrows... look. she will collect them later. (unsure) ] We're sort of fucked either way.

[65]

[JESUS RAF DON'T LEAVE HIM DOWN HERE. finnick is following suit in the climbing. (climb 15 minus one action point jesus take the wheel.)]

[romanticidal]

[ finnick isn't going to be able to make it all the way to the top yet with that, it's gonna take him one more round of movement (he'll have an action left). on top of the building, as rafael climbs up and gets shot, the thing above whips out two rapiers and comes at him instantly (atk 20), one blade sailing past his head as he just manages to duck. rafael evades it so quickly that it almost loses its balance when it tries to change its attack at the last second to compensate, and it teeters for a second near the edge, just managing to catch itself from falling (crit fail). ]

[witchwoman]

[Myri finally spots Finnick as he starts to climb up the building as well. But she knows her limitations and can't go running after him. What she can do? Help Vi take these soldiers out. Time to find out if her sweet searing light spell can hurt more than suicide shadows things. (ranged touch attack 20 total, 28 damage if that hits.]

[romanticidal]

[ myri's attack strikes the soldier who whips his head that way as he's wracked with pain.

above, rafael is in too close and too dangerous of quarters to pull his guns back out, so he takes advantage of the thing teetering to try to elbow it in the face (atk 19). it ducks out of the way, however, and steps easily back from his other two attempted blows, dancing away lightly as it gains its balance again. ]