knightsoflegend | debriefing ♔ in the emptiness there's a solution

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debriefing ♔ in the emptiness there's a solution | just look within yourself for absolution

♬ locking up the sun- poets of the fall

WHO || Wynn, Buffy, Myri, Finnick, Spike, Gar, Archer, Des, Vi, Rafael, Fred Jr., Dumage, Mark, Rocket, open! [Closed]
WHAT || Andres Mission Debrief & Aftermath
WHERE || Knights HQ, lobby etc.
WHEN || September 18th [forward dated*]
HOW || Actionspam. Single thread, don't worry about maintaining tagging order.

There are plenty of missions that return to the castle a success - most of them, even. The defeated air of the solemn group that returns from their diplomatic mission to Andres Isle to hear the demands of dictator Dimitris Sarandis makes it quite clear that this wasn't one of those.

Starting with Sarandis' actual demands - for all Knights to withdraw from Andres under penalty of death, or for Wynn to offer his own head in return for Thomas' safe return - and ending with the unexpected, disturbing confession from Kat that she intended to stay behind on the island because she had "fallen in love with" the dictator, the events of the island made it very clear that Sarandis was cannily playing his hand to get the Knights where he wanted them.

Fred Jr. shoves open the doors with his unnatural strength, stalking in ahead of the group into the lobby. Whoever's on desk duty isn't going to have to roll a high wisdom check to see that these people are pissed... and distraught... and a myriad of other emotions on the bad end of the scale.

*I am changing the date of the briefing log and Andres log/live session to have taken place in September, to avoid us being in backdated hell forever, and to allow for a September squiring ceremony before apps are closed. Carry on... in the future!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ kali has lived like this for twenty years, the first fourteen of them being poked and prodded and experimented on to figure out just how well her unit worked. but she grew up, effectively, in the military. treated like a grown soldier -- when she was two. the existential crisis center of her brain isn't having an existential crisis because she knows exactly why she is here and why she was made.

she doesn't run on emotion, she runs on logic. ]

Isn't that all the more reason to free them?

[rocket could have a hundred answers to the why and he'd still break down at how unfair it all is. he didn't ask for this.

he may have sort of asked for all that torture on andres because of the whole attempted murder thing, but the torture wasn't what got to him. the trouble of running primarily on emotion is that some things hurt worse that scalpels.

so basically stop being logical at him. he has too many for that shit.]
Is that supposed to make it easier?

Simpler. [ she just looks at him calmly. life, she's figured out, isn't easy, but that doesn't mean it's not very, very simple. ] We can do things ordinary people cannot. They're hurting and we can help them. Doesn't that make it easier?

[Cats have that "go limp" reflex when you grab a certain spot on the back of their neck. Rocket has one of those too- present him with enough logic and his sense of pride (and 90% of his visceral emotional responses) shut down. He might be annoyed by it, but it works to shut him right the fuck up.

His primary weakness is a good diplomacy check, basically. This is probably why Groot's so good with him. For a tree, he's surprisingly good at diplomacy.

So whatever he was gonna shoot back with is cut off by the fact that his only response was probably something stupid. He thinks about it. He thinks about it a little more. And then he stares at her.]

For a quirky little broad, you sure got your head on straight.

[Rocket, you are in no position to call anyone "little." AND YEAH, THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT. KINDA.]

[ the funny thing is that kali's diplomacy is -1.

she's just crushing him with the sheer weight of logic and a genuine earnestness to help people because that is what she was made to do. she's a soldier, she's killed people, a lot of people, but she did so with the assurances that she was helping. the people she killed were hurting people and now they're not. ]

The non-pejorative word you're looking for is woman, but thank you all the same, I know.

[ also she doesn't know what false modesty is.

whoops. ]

[You can always take up a second job as a raccoon whisperer, Kali. That or just keep logicing at him until he BSODs. That also works.]

Lady.

[Look, if you want him to not be sexist then he will choose how he isn't sexist. You're not his mother. It serves as both a correction and also a "gurl, I am a raccoon that talks, no one's allowed to correct my word choice and/or grammar."

He's about to go again and then he stops and turns back around. Again.]

You don't come from a planet where everyone takes everything literally, do you?

[He just... really needs to know.]

[ lady is fine, kali accepts it. maybe. if he ever starts a sentence with "listen, lady" she will have more words for him. ]

I'm from a facility in Wyoming. [ so no, she's just the sheltered product of the american government. tax dollars at work. ] On Earth. Here.

[He cants his head at her. Damn Terra, what happened. You got all advanced and shit.]

And here I was thinkin' Terra was backwards. [He shrugs.] Still got a hell of a long way to go.

[Which reminds him- hi machine gun. He's picking you back up again.] I mean look at this thing. I've seen better weapons than this on security in preschools.

[beggars can't be choosers, but beggars can bitch as much as they want about not being able to choose.]

They don't have security at preschools. The risk of an armed gunman taking the guards weapon is too great, it would put the children in more danger. [ a beat. ] And there is an armory here.

You've obviously never met the Kree.

[Because the Kree are fucking crazy and would totally-

wait. EAR PERK.]

Oh yeah? Where do they keep that?

[Look at him sound so casual about... wanting to look at and/or liberate weaponry. Look he just... has a strong need for large weapons.]

In the Dragon's Hide wing. [ yeah bitch, she had to sign up to get the perks. she may be incredibly literal, but she's not stupid. she's not going to give him directions. ] You can only access if you're a knight or squire.

[ or steal a key card, but that is why she didn't mention the key card. ]

[He was just sort of hoping you'd give him a guided tour, but raccoons aren't exactly known for not stealing shit. Dammit.]

And none for the guy puttin' his ass on the line to escort everyone back to that hellhole I just got out of.

[FINE. It's you and him, Stolen Andresian Machine Gun.]

[ come on, dude, what were you expecting. this girl was literally built to be a soldier, she's not going to do anything without her boss telling her she can. except nathan, she'll do nathan without orders. ]

I'm sure Wynn would give you adequate equipment if you asked.

[what is

asking????

no really. he just kinda has to laugh at that, like omg that's funny. Asking for shit. who even does-

oh she's not joking.]

Wow. You're really serious about that, ain't you?

[ she just stares calmly while he laughs. she's understanding the "excessive" part of rocket, that is for damn sure. ]

Or you could stick with... that. [ just saying. choice is yours. actual decent weapons. or andresian crap. sans however many bullets were previously expended. ]

Well, I did take this one fair and square.

[Things are just better when they're stolen, Kali. It's science!!!

Whatever. He'll at least get some ammo. Grumblemutter. Killjoys.]

I think asking falls under the same heading. More fair. [ she doesn't know what the square part means so she pretends it didn't happen. ]

It's all relative. [He rolls his eyes, like she has missed the point of his statement somehow.] I just haven't lasted this long by doin' a lot of askin'.

You're welcome to try to break in. I don't think it will go well. [ #honesty. ]

[...Don't challenge him, Kali. It will end terribly.]

See on any other night, I'd take that as a challenge.

[ she looks at him impassively. ] That's your prerogative.

It'd be more entertainin' than figuring out how to bust up that prison.

[Buuut he really should... be working on that. Dreary sigh.]

[ that impassivity shifts slowly to excited curiosity. ]

Can I help?

[ she might not be just drax's long lost child js. ]

[He stares at her quizzically.]

Help break into your own armory?

No, I have a keycard. I meant the prison.

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