knightsoflegend | open ♔ socialization log (summer pt 2)

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, Andres, etc!
WHEN || Any time in Summer / continuations of threads from the last post when it hits captcha
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of these few months. Because not everyone is into parties, ok. Characters participating in the following missions are asked to wait until their missions have concluded before tagging into things that take place chronologically after said missions: Ravenloft, Shadow Bermuda, and City of Blood If you aren't certain if that applies to you, please ask! Characters who are not currently squired in may also post, as their characters are living in the castle awaiting their ceremonies.

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:

Lance/Malina/Cora/Kate/David | continued
Abigail/Alice/Amelia/Kali/Sean/Thea/Winter | continued
Gwen/Rose/Kenzi/Sawyer/Avaleen/Frankie | continued
Erica/Natasha/Sara/Wanda | continued
Mars/Sebastian/Doyle/Deryn | continued
Jaime/Killian/Carol/Tdiddle/Han | continued
Myri/Andrew/Faye/Thoster/Clark/Neal | continued
Baal @ training rooms/firing range/movie theater/billiards/bar
Alex/Will/Dante | continued
Lila @ library/firing range/dragon's fire wing/
Astrid @ med center/library/starbucks/front desk
Sarkney | continuedw
Buffael threads | continued
Emma/Skye | continued
Drax @ training room/bar/outdoors
Elena/Sam/Snow/Bo/Dennis/Groot/Miles | continued
Topher @ computer lab/dragon's light/round table room
Sark @ library
Ella @ dragon's fire wing
Christos & Steve | continued
Jeanne d'Arc @ stables/kitchen/training room
Regina/Snow/Emma | continued
Willow @ the library
Henry @ the library / grounds
Paige @ castle ground
Nyna's resurrection @ Dragon's Light wing

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Shawn is probably the bane of the librarian's existence (which is probably Belle, so ... sorry Belle). But he is on a mission. A mission to learn everything he can about the supernatural creatures on this side of the Veil so this involves piles of text books that are left on tables, strewn around the floor and probably, when they are put back, put back in the wrong shelves.

Honestly, he thinks his system is better, but what can you do.

He's currently reading up on werewolves, and he just sighs and shakes his head as he reads.]

Man, this contradicts everything I learned from An American Werewolf in London.

[she shoots shawn a side-eye like how is this guy real. men. ugh.] Is that really your only point of reference for werewolves?

[He glances up before giving a small shrug.]

No, of course not. I've also seen The Wolfman. An American Werewolf in Paris. Ginger Snaps both one and two, but as always, the original is vastly superior to the sequel. The eighties classic Teen Wolf with Michael J. Fox.

[a beat.]

Also, Twilight, but I think we know how realistic that is.

Okay, basically none of those are realistic. But especially not Twilight. Gross. There are like a million werewolves around here, if you care so much you should just ... talk to them.

[ . . . . . . ]

There are actual werewolves in the Knights?!

[WHY DID NO ONE TELL HIM THIS?!]

Uh, yeah? I dunno how many of them advertise it, though. It's sort of, like, personal.

So they don't turn into giant hairy murderous creatures? Or do they just save big bad monster hunts for the full moon and unleash them on a path of destruction?

I think it's mostly a full moon thing ...? I'm not really sure though, seeing how I'm not one.

Huh.

[He pauses, considering.]

Do you know who is?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to disclose that information. It'd be like, if I gave you a list of all the guys at the castle who have crooked penises.

[Squint.

Squint.]

You know that kind of information?

Oh, do I.

[ ........................................ ]

Dare I ask how you came across this information?

[lmao she looks SO OFFENDED LIKE OMG WHAT ARE U INFERRING HOW DARE YOU!!!1] I'm a doctor!!

[His eyes widen at that and his hands go up.]

Sorry! I didn't know!

[Please don't murder him for implying what he implied.]

It's okay, I'll forgive you ... just this once, though.

[He nods, because that is fair.]

It won't happen again.

Good. Because I'm not a skank. I just think it's fascinating. It's actually common for a penis to curve in one direction when erect. Did you know that?

[This conversation just took an incredibly uncomfortable turn. And it probably shows somewhat on his face (will save 12).]

I did not. Probably because the only penis I'm usually concerned with is my own.

Soooo... I'm guessing yours doesn't.

[Quickly sputters because wow we are not talking about anything his penis happens to ... do]

That is none of your business.

I was just curious!

[Normally Shawn doesn't mind getting personal, but this is just a smidge too personal for him.]

Yes, well. Sorry. I don't give that kind of information out to just anyone. There are some things that should remain sacred.

I guess I can respect that. What's your name again?

Shawn. Shawn Spencer.

[He unfortunately isn't going to come up with one of his fake names for this one.]

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