after-party ♔ march

[wynn]

♬ Jeux d'eau - Ravel

WHO || Wynn, any and all Knights not currently on missions (if you are uncertain if your character would be at the castle for this, ask!)
WHAT || Squiring Ceremony Afterparty
WHERE || Knights Headquarters, the Ballroom
WHEN || March 1st, 2015, 6:00PM [backdated]
HOW || Prose OR Actionspam

The "afterparty" is rumored to be the real main event of the night. A black-tie affair in the lavish, opulent ballroom, it is every new Knight's chance to mingle and meet some of their new brothers in arms. Of course, a couple hours are provided following the ceremony for everyone to change, do hair and makeup, and choose from the vast array of formal attire in the closets of the balcony "dressing rooms" located at the top of spiraled staircases on either side of the ballroom. A separate dressing room exists for men and women, and they include full bathrooms (with, thankfully, very modern plumbing).

The squires are usually among the last to arrive, and the ballroom is full to the brim with a fancy array of people, of all shapes, sizes and species.

Hope you aren't shy. They're all here to meet you.

Feel free to make your own open threads for people to come congratulate your newly pledged knight.

ooc; also if your Knight wants to get all gussied up, you can make a Disguise (Cha) check for how good they were at hair/makeup/stylin', etc! This goes for... any time.

Comments

[pwnspatrickjane]

[Unfortunately for Alice, Shawn totally catches on that she wasn't paying attention to a word he'd been saying (sense motive 21). Which means he's totally going to bullshit his ass off (bluff 21). His eyes brighten and he just nods.]

Excellent. I'll go make the arrangements.

[And with that he'll start to turn to leave.]

[icouldbe_bess]

[ oh shit, did she just get engaged? no, can't be, he didn't get down on one knee so even if he did propose that would make it null and void. that is science. she knows, she's a scientist.

regardless: crap.

before he can get to far she reaches out to still him. ] How long do you think these arrangements will take?

[pwnspatrickjane]

Probably no more than a couple hours. I'll have to find the witnesses, call the caterer, get a dress. I don't know about you, but I am just impossible to fit properly.

[icouldbe_bess]

Well, I mean you have broad shoulders and thin hips, like Chris Evans. That whole Captain America upside-down triangle shape is hard to fit for a dress.

[ good save, alice. ]

But there's loads of dresses upstairs, I could help you.

[ gonna turn this thing around and dress this guy in drag. or... accidentally ruin a wedding? its sounding like a wedding. ]

[pwnspatrickjane]

I would appreciate that so much.

[WATCH HIM RUN WITH THIS. He is scared of nothing.]

It's just so hard to find good help these days. No one takes me seriously, not since my beloved tailor Sven lost the dexterity of his hands in a tragic sewing machine accident.

[icouldbe_bess]

That's terrible for you. [ she puts an arm around his shoulder, gently leading him toward the stairs up to the changing rooms. ]

How did the accident happen?

[ she used to work with children. ]

[pwnspatrickjane]

[and Shawn will happily follow her lead, his face becoming dramatically stricken at the mention of the accident.]

Well, let's just say that running with a sewing machine is even more dangerous than running with scissors.

[icouldbe_bess]

[ alice makes a dubious face. ] Is it really though? 'cause scissors are pointy and sharp and sewing machines are just... heavy.

[pwnspatrickjane]

There are still needles involved. You never know when you may find yourself stabbed or otherwise impaled.

[icouldbe_bess]

By a very small sewing needle.

[pwnspatrickjane]

Sometimes it is the smallest things that can cause the most damage.

[icouldbe_bess]

Mmm. Deep. A needle though. [ yup. still stuck on it. ]

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He purses his lips.]

If you drive something far enough into the palm of your hand, it can cause numbness and nerve damage.

[He knows this probably because he stabbed Gus himself in the hand once and that was the end result (knowledge biology? 11).]

Numbness and nerve damage makes it hard to sew now, doesn't it?

[icouldbe_bess]

Okay. [ except. ] I mean, like a sewing machine though? People can do those one handed.

[pwnspatrickjane]

True, but the artistry was just never the same.

[It's said wistfully, almost as though he isn't just pulling this all entirely out of his ass.

Which he is.]

[icouldbe_bess]

I'm so sorry for you. [ they reach the women's dressing area and alice pokes her head in. ] Hello, anyone in here?

[ when no answer comes, she pushes the door open for shawn. ] Please, do go in.

[pwnspatrickjane]

[Shawn will also scan around to see if there are any signs of life (spot 28), before making his way inside, scanning the racks of dresses to see if there's anything that catches his eye off the bat.]

This is ... impressive.

[icouldbe_bess]

[ her hands go to her hips as she surveys the clothes, as if it's all her doing. ]

Isn't it? I like never having to buy fancy clothes.

[pwnspatrickjane]

That is always a bonus. Shopping must be so much of a hassle when you can't explain what you need it for.

[Aka you probably can't walk into a store and go "I need something for my super secret induction ceremony.]

[icouldbe_bess]

Super secret boy band just doesn't translate well to the real world, sadly.

[pwnspatrickjane]

No, it does not. Believe me, I have tried.

[icouldbe_bess]

Aww, were you the notorious sixth member of New Kids on the Block?

[ alice pls, you are too young to know nkotb that well. #boston ]

[pwnspatrickjane]

Sadly, no. But it is my lifelong dream to be part of a four piece singing group. Five was my back up. I knew that six is just far too much.

[icouldbe_bess]

At least you have goals.

[pwnspatrickjane]

[He nods.]

It's important to aspire to big things. You never want to be bored.