after-party ♔ march

[wynn]

♬ Jeux d'eau - Ravel

WHO || Wynn, any and all Knights not currently on missions (if you are uncertain if your character would be at the castle for this, ask!)
WHAT || Squiring Ceremony Afterparty
WHERE || Knights Headquarters, the Ballroom
WHEN || March 1st, 2015, 6:00PM [backdated]
HOW || Prose OR Actionspam

The "afterparty" is rumored to be the real main event of the night. A black-tie affair in the lavish, opulent ballroom, it is every new Knight's chance to mingle and meet some of their new brothers in arms. Of course, a couple hours are provided following the ceremony for everyone to change, do hair and makeup, and choose from the vast array of formal attire in the closets of the balcony "dressing rooms" located at the top of spiraled staircases on either side of the ballroom. A separate dressing room exists for men and women, and they include full bathrooms (with, thankfully, very modern plumbing).

The squires are usually among the last to arrive, and the ballroom is full to the brim with a fancy array of people, of all shapes, sizes and species.

Hope you aren't shy. They're all here to meet you.

Feel free to make your own open threads for people to come congratulate your newly pledged knight.

ooc; also if your Knight wants to get all gussied up, you can make a Disguise (Cha) check for how good they were at hair/makeup/stylin', etc! This goes for... any time.

Comments

[druidisms]

Malina calls it conquest fatigue. [ because gus goes through it every few years. that's why he has a handful of slutty friends in both of his cities. most people would, you know, call them friends, but gus doesn't play that. ]

[ambitionist]

That's a good way to describe it. I think that's why I originally started fucking guys. I was just so ... bored, right? And now it's my favorite. Guys are so much less complicated.

[druidisms]

Meh, I think Malina's way less complicated than some of the guys I've dated, back when I dated. [ he's also known malina for literally twenty years so that helps. and there is no romantic entanglement to screw everything up. that's why she is his heterosexual lifemate. ]

[ambitionist]

Well, yeah, because you've known her for fifty years.

[druidisms]

[ shrug. ] It didn't seem complicated when we were in college, either. [ ~youths. ] I've never been bored enough to want to plant my flag in an unconquered vag either.

[ambitionist]

I know, it's not a very good how-I-figured-out-I-was-kind-of-gay story. I need to learn to embellish it.

[druidisms]

Maybe with some bedazzling.

[ambitionist]

I'll talk about how a beautiful Gayasian came and changed my life.

[druidisms]

Aww, I am pretty beautiful.

[ambitionist]

You really are.

[druidisms]

I'm glad you can appreciate it.

[ambitionist]

Uh-huh. Wanna get out of here for a little bit? [aka r u dtf????]

[druidisms]

I was about to ask you the same thing. [ literally he was about to say "wanna get out of here" but alex beat him to it. tricksie hobbitses. ] Let's go. [ and going. ]

[ambitionist]

Awesome. [and he's outtie.] Your room or mine?

[druidisms]

[ he shrugs. ] I don't care. Mine?

[ambitionist]

Sounds good.

[druidisms]

[ OFF THEY GO IN THAT DIRECTION THEN. this has been a tag. congrats. ]

[ambitionist]

[once they make it to his room, alex pulls out a condom because he treats every sexual escapade as a byoc event. and now sex rolls ok might as well!!!!!

str 10
dex 12
fort save 32...?!?!
wis 4
cha 10

so that was something. maybe alex forgot how to have gay sex...??? /looks for gus's vagina.]

[druidisms]

[ ur such a good with the condoms.

str 7
dex 7
fort save 25
wis 10
cha 10

so that... was some sex. clearly they're good to go again because the sex was boring and perfunctory. good job, boys. gus grabs a water bottle off his nightstand and takes a swig. ]

Next time I'm on top. [ this was shameful. ]

[ambitionist]

[alex is s-so baffled/offended.] It wasn't that bad.

[druidisms]

I don't have sex that wasn't that bad. [ jk he just wants to be the top next time. he reaches over to playfully tousle alex's hair though so it's not like he cares. sex is good no matter how not bad it is. ]

[ambitionist]

[he makes a bitch face, but is more or less over it.] You're a dick.

[druidisms]

I know. [ at least alex isn't surprised by it. ]

[ambitionist]

You wanna go again? I could go again.

[druidisms]

Let's go then. [ ROUND TWO. ding ding ding. this time gus is the one grabbing the condom and lube out of his night stand because safe sex is the only sex. and i'm just going to roll bc i'm trash. i'm sorry.

str 12
dex 16
fort save 16
wis 17
cha 16

not bad for second go, tbh. ]