open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[supertardiness]

[There are no anchovies. There is pepperoni, jalapenos and black olives. Just because he has superspeed does not mean he has good taste in pizza.]

It's got some downsides, though. Like I literally have to eat like three of these pizzas to not pass out from lack of fuel.

[watcherjunior]

[ SADNESS. But that mix doesn't seem too awful, which Dawn will prove by taking a slice once the box is open. She isn't going to pull it from his hands or anything. ]

Oh wow. I mean, that puts a major dent in your food budget, but holy cow, I wish I could eat carbs like that and not show it. Or get, like, a massive tummy ache from it.

[supertardiness]

[He nods.]

I mean, I know it probably sounds great? But when you have to eat like two hobbits pretty much every day so that you don't pass out it kind of takes all the fun out of it.

[watcherjunior]

Eeeeee, yeah. I imagine daily helpings of second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper [ pop culture 25 ] alone would get old really fast. [ Pause. ] And I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of myself for remembering that whole quote.

[supertardiness]

[He's quick to shake his head.]

Never ashamed. Lord of the Rings is an essential part of anyone's reading and/or movie education.

[watcherjunior]

Right? I read Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit during downtime on my first mission. We, uh-- [ She flashes a somewhat sheepish look. ] We had a lot of downtime.

[supertardiness]

I guess it can vary when it comes to missions. Some of them take longer than others?

[watcherjunior]

Yeah, sometimes. This one had some real... extenuating circumstances. One of my friends learned two languages during that mission.

[supertardiness]

[He smirks slightly.]

That is an excellent use of their time. I probably would have just gotten really frustrated really fast.

[There's a beat.]

I probably would have run in and out of town a lot.

[watcherjunior]

If only you could rack up some version of frequent flyer miles. Like... super runner miles. [ Ha ha, ha... ha. Please, no pity laughs. ] Does the whole superspeed thing make it hard to sit still?

[supertardiness]

[Nope, no pity laughs. Barry will grin because that's exactly his kind of joke.]

Sometimes, yeah. Especially because it can seem like things are happening really, really slowly.

[watcherjunior]

[ That grin is a good sign. At least, she'll take it that way. ]

Yeah, that would probably drive me a little crazy. Or probably, like, a lot crazy. I am in awe of your not being completely driven bonkers.

[supertardiness]

Well, it's not so bad when I'm engaged in something. Sitting here, talking to you? I'm good. But if I was stuck on a train or plane all by myself? That would be awful. It's easier for me just to run wherever I'm going.

[watcherjunior]

Good thing the only people who go on missions by themselves are the Claws. So any flying to missions, you'll have plenty of people to engage.

[ And her brain is just now turning over that last part of what he said. ] Well, you can't run everywhere, right? Cause, oceans.

[supertardiness]

[He pauses for a moment, before holding up a finger.]

Actually, I've been thinking about that. I think if I managed to maintain a consistent velocity, I might be able to run on water.

[watcherjunior]

Shut. Up. [ That squeak she just made translates into "OH MY GOD THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!11!!" ]

Okay, we so have to test that out. Probably on the lake, cause the pool wouldn't be long enough to really try it.

[supertardiness]

[He nods in agreement.]

That is definitely a plan.

[There's a beat.]

When it gets warmer, because that lake is probably freezing right now.

[watcherjunior]

Yeah, no, definitely. We don't need you getting hypothermia just to test out a theory.

[supertardiness]

Exactly. And my ability to heal is definitely not what it used to be. Better to just wait for summer when it's acceptable to go plunging into the ocean.

[watcherjunior]

Waiting. Eech. [ She briefly makes a disgusted face before smiling. ] Not my strong suit. But patience is a virtue, etc, etc. Plus, you know, good reason.

[supertardiness]

[He laughs a bit.]

Yeah, patience isn't exactly my favorite either. But you learn to deal with it eventually.

[watcherjunior]

Maybe it's one of those things you get better at as you get older? [ There's a quiet 'hmmm' and a thoughtful look. ] Though, I can't really remember anything I've gotten better at as I've gotten older.

[supertardiness]

[Yeah, the only thing Barry's gotten better at as he's gotten older is ... ]

Science?

[watcherjunior]

[ She snaps her fingers. ] Languages! And handling a gun. But I'm fairly sure I didn't do that until I was older anyway.

[supertardiness]

They tried to train me with a gun when I joined the police department as a CSI.

[He cringes slightly.]

Let's just say it did not go well.