open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

[adamantiumed]

What he said.

[meta]

You should have just worn red.

[At the same time that joke is probably made on screen because it was made like eight times until it got old WADE CAN BEAT A JOKE TO DEATH IF HE WANTS.]

> arden

[autorevive]

Just because you say it at the same time as it happens in your movie doesn't make it funny, you wanker! It makes you ... fuck, I dunno, a gypsy!

[adamantiumed]

What happened to the broad? [ logan, asking the important questions. also, not planning to stay to the end of the movie to find out. ]

[meta]

Gee, I wonder how you could figure that out.

[STAY THROUGH THE END, LOGAN.]

> arden

[autorevive]

Are you asking about what's happening in a movie while we're watching the movie? Sometimes you're like my nan, Logan, jesus christ.

[adamantiumed]

I got shit to do.

[meta]

Ooooooh is it a daaaaate?

> arden

[autorevive]

Are you bloody retarded?! We're not on a date!

[the thought of logan wanting to spend time with people who aren't him didn't even cross his mind tbh......]

[adamantiumed]

[ oh my god nathan be cool ] None of your business.

[meta]

[He didn't mean it like that BUT.....]

You two will make very hairy babies.

> arden

[autorevive]

He's like my dad!! I just said that! Seriously, how retarded are you? We can't even have babies!

[adamantiumed]

Think I've seen enough.

[meta]

I think you underestimate the power of ~magic.~

[How do you express tildes vocally? Probably the same way you speak in yellow. Or by waggling your fingers.]

Aww, come on! You're not even gonna stay til the Stan Lee cameo? He had nothing to do with creating me but he got to show up anyway. Just cause.

> arden

[autorevive]

Well ... fuck, it's not like I've got any other plans.

[adamantiumed]

Who the hell is Stanley?

[meta]

[Deadpool puts a hand over where his mouth would be if you could see it through the mask.]

How can you talk about the man who created your very team! Several of them!

> arden

[autorevive]

I think Sideburns would know who his dad is, mate!

[adamantiumed]

Are you tryin' to talk about Xavier?

[meta]

He's not Sideburns' dad. He's Xavier's dad. Sort of.

> arden

[autorevive]

Who the fuck is Xavier?

[if anyone told nathan before ... big surprise, he wasn't listening.]

[adamantiumed]

Charles Xavier.

Head of the X-Men.

[meta]

Not featured here because of budgeting reasons and because Solace wouldn't cooperate.

> arden

[autorevive]

Mr. Clean? You tried to get Mr. Clean to be in your little movie? That's a laugh.

[adamantiumed]

Doesn't look like Levin's lack of cooperation stopped you.