party ♔ ding-dong the dick's dead

[recruited]

WHO || Everyone. Everyone come if you're not on a mission.
WHAT || A party to celebrate Dimitris Sarandis sleeping with the fishes.
WHERE || Knights HQ. The fancy ballroom.
WHEN || Mid-March 2016.
HOW || Prose or actionspam welcome.

Cordelia and Steve have gotten together to plan a rather fun party to celebrate Sarandis being taken down. Abbie even managed to grab them a rather awesome band to entertain the guests and everything else was hand picked and decided on by Cordy and Steve. It's not as fancy as a squiring after party, but it's just as fun. The ballroom has been "dressed down" a little to match the relaxed atmosphere. Enjoy yourselves!

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[felidity]

[ somewhere along the line, kali got hold of a bottle of something so strong is successfully knocked her on her ass. (fort save crit fail) yay fey wine. which explains the bottle she's holding when she bounces up to alex with a bright grin. ]

I thought Peter and Skye would be here. [ swiiiiiiiiiiiiig ] But I can't find them, so dance with me!

[ambitionist]

[so dry] I'll gladly be your pity dance.

[felidity]

Hey! [ she points the bottle at him, loses her train of thought and thus any self-defense, and decides that her next course of action was always going to be smiling at him. ] Hi.

[ambitionist]

Kali, are you drunk?

[felidity]

No. [ she scoffs. ] I can't get drunk. We've had this talk, Alex. Are you drunk? [ she points at him accusingly and automatically tracks her finger like what's that. ]

[ambitionist]

Uhhhh, no. I'm fine. Where are the cops with those breath testers when you need them? Is there a spell for that?

[felidity]

[ aha! she lands her finger against his chest. ] You don't do magic.

[ambitionist]

I'm kind of magic.

[felidity]

Not built-in-breathalyzer kind of magic. I bet Tony could build one. But it's pointless, because I'm not drunk.

[ambitionist]

Uh-huh. Say the alphabet backwards.

[felidity]

[ i'm not typing it but she says it perfectly and makes a face. ] That was dumb, give me something else!

[ambitionist]

Okay, okay. Walk in a straight line.

[felidity]

[ she walks like 20 feet away and it's definitely not a straight line. when she decides that she's done, she skips back and looks up at alex expectantly. ] See, I told you so.

[ambitionist]

The fuck was that, the Michael J. Fox interpretation?

[felidity]

...who's that?

[ambitionist]

... Never mind. You're drunk, kiddo.

[felidity]

[ her nose scrunches up in serious thought. ] This is it?

[ambitionist]

Uh ... yeah, I guess so?

[felidity]

Oh. I thought it would be more... life-affirming.

[ambitionist]

Everyone's a different kind of drunk. And sometimes it depends on how much you drink. Or what you drink. There are a lot of variables involved.

[felidity]

[ she's disappointed this is not how the coming of age movies made it out to be. or, like, the hang over. ] Maybe it's just me. I'm bad at being a person. Cordelia thought I'd be excited, but I'm not excited and she seemed disappointed and confused that I'm not excited so, like, I should be excited, right? But I'm not excited. I don't even care. And I should care, shouldn't I? People care. And I don't.

[ambitionist]

... Kali. What? No. You're fine. Are you gonna be a depressed drunk? That's no good. C'mere, we're gonna hug.

[felidity]

I'm not depressed! [ but she's totally going to hug him because if she ever says no to hugs she's a fucking pod person. ]

[ambitionist]

[he hugs her. and pats her hair a little bit. pat pat.] You're a great person. You're pretty much the best person. So chill.

[felidity]

You have a weird outlook on best people.