paris ♔ so you'll keep the world at bay | keep your secrets and your scars.

[silvermaid]

♬ The Storm - Boy & Bear

WHO || Anastacia, Christos, Faye, Aedan, Felicity, Taenya Farstorm
WHAT || The Knights travel to Paris, get some sight seeing in, and meet with the councilwoman.
WHERE || Paris, France
WHEN || August 26th IGNORE WHAT WYNN SAID ABOUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS, I DO WHAT I WANT
HOW || Actionspam

[ this post covers all events from the flight to paris through the initial meeting to get things rolling on the mission. there will be three relevant threads below, please wait for them to be posted to comment ♥ ]

Comments

[bittersweeter]

They don't exactly get along. [Understatement of the century.]

[uncurse]

Okay, setting aside the animosity here for a minute and the question of what exactly she did to warrant it; let's try to find a better insult. There are enough guys out there calling women dogs and bitches, you don't need to contribute. You want to hate her, then hate her, but ... you're smarter than relying on misogyny to say so. [ DISAPPROVING LOOK, and after school special aside ... ] What did she do?

[reallywicked]

She broke my nose.

[Fuck your feminism, Emma. Faye does not give a damn what you think she should call other ladies. Maybe if Rose wasn't such a bitch, she wouldn't call her one :|

Also it's Faye and Lila's term of endearment for each other, so you are preaching to the wrong choir today.]

[bittersweeter]

Do you want us to call her a pretentious cocksucking douchebag instead? I feel like that would be rude.

[You guys know you love her casual asides.]

[uncurse]

How about an asshole, or any other word that doesn't give the impression her biggest crime was being a woman? [ she's just saying. and it's aside, so she returns her full attention to faye because lila only got part of it. ] Were you training?

[reallywicked]

[Faye is ignoring your lesson in proper insults.]

No, we weren't training. It was at one of those squiring after parties.

[She will leave out the fact that the punch was thrown after she tried to set Rose on fire. Oh look- the store is here. Faye grabs the door and holds it open. It's possibly the rudest way a person can hold a door out for you, because she looks like you are already wasting her time by not being inside already.]

[bittersweeter]

That just wasn't a good party for you, was it? [She and Faye made their bet that night too. She takes her time meandering into the store because antagonism is how they show affection, okay.]

[uncurse]

[ emma takes the door from faye and nods for her to head inside, with emma following. ]

Out of nowhere?

[reallywicked]

[Faye gives Lila an exaggerated fake smile, knowing exactly what the girl is referring to and not wanting to think about THAT either right now. She turns to Emma in a huff, already tired of this conversation because now it feels like a line of questioning.]

Yes, out of nowhere! She just came after me for no reason. [bluff 30] She's a psycho. And dangerous. [Those she just really believes.]

[bittersweeter]

[Lila smirks at Faye, rolling her eyes, but she's bored with the Rose bashing and, popping the last of her crepe in her mouth, she heads over to salivate over a display of gorgeous and very high heels. Come to mommy.]

[uncurse]

[ sense motive 18 means it sounds pretty legit, honestly. she knows wynn probably has his reasons for who he brings on, but she also knows that she doesn't thoroughly trust those reasons implicitly the way some of the older knights appear to. she heads inside, holding up one hand to indicate her willingness to drop it. ]

[reallywicked]

[Satisfied that she is no longer getting the third degree, Faye focuses on finding something strappy and sexy. And also ridiculously expensive.]

Now this is what I call a mission.

[bittersweeter]

[Emma and Faye need to get on Lila's level, okay, because she's already got a pair of heels in one hand and she's shifting a box of boots out of their pile.

She holds up the shoes.] Too much like the ones I'm wearing?

[uncurse]

The color's nice, but the middle strap isn't really doing it for me.

[ everyone be amazed as emma swan ... actually cares about fashion like 10%. ]

[reallywicked]

[Faye is more than amazed, she's downright speechless. Arching an eyebrow, she just stares at Emma while letting her first selection dangle from one finger.]

[bittersweeter]

You speak beginner shoe, imagine my shock and awe. [She smiles, but puts the shoes back.]

[uncurse]

[ OH MY GOD BOTH OF YOU GO HOME. emma is rolling her eyes so hard right now. ]

Believe it or not, I've been dressing myself for twenty-some years. [ THESE ARE THINGS WOMEN LEARN. and she knows them. and sometimes, she works them. but most of the time it's just not a priority. that doesn't stop her from grabbing a pair from one of the racks and looking it over, because ok a part of her enjoys the girly parts of life, but they're ... rare, in her life. because it's impractical almost always. ]

[reallywicked]

Would you like an award? [Faye calls out over her shoulder while she moves to find a place to sit and try on the pair she's chosen. Slipping them on, she flexes her ankle to decide how she feels about them now that they're on her.]

[bittersweeter]

They probably have a shop for that. [She picks at another couple pairs, aimlessly looking around. This is weird. Like something people do with their moms.

Lila doesn't remember hers, but she's 9000% sure her dad didn't do this with her.]

[uncurse]

How about we don't find out. [ she takes a seat on a bench and slips out of her own shoes, trying on the heel to consider it. if it were anyone but lila in her company with faye, she'd probably point out that when you go through enough shit, fashion becomes the sort of thing you worry about when you have time with it and less of a focal point. but lila gets that, and chances are, the kid's just indulging while she's getting the chance. ]

[reallywicked]

[Faye can't remember her mother, but that's probably for the best, since the woman was in a near catatonic state for most of Faye's life. And with her father dead, parental influence isn't something that Faye had in spades in her former life.

Which might be why Faye doesn't even register that this might be something a parent would do with their child. She stands and walks a few steps to get a feel for the shoes she's chosen, moving towards a nearby mirror to look them over.]

Well? [Opinions from the peanut gallery will now be taken.]

[bittersweeter]

Meh, they're okay. [Lila isn't actually that ambivalent, she just has nothing constructive to say about them because they're obviously cute and flatter Faye. She isn't going to state the obvious.] The red's cute.

[uncurse]

They look good.

[ there's an evident and unspoken 'but,' but it's just emma's personal taste. as evidenced by her earlier remark towards lila's, she just doesn't like strappy. for one, it's a good way to break your ankle if you have to run in them, and for another, they're harder to kick off - or, impossible. ]

[reallywicked]

[Satisfied with both of their painfully underwhelmed reactions, Faye boxes the shoes back up and keeps them with her things to purchase. Her next stop is boots because it'll be getting colder an shell be damned if she sacrifices appearance because of cold toes.]

Think we can get away with clothes and jewelry to match? [She muses and she continues] Business expenses?

[bittersweeter]

Well we are meeting a councilwoman. We can't go in there looking like teenage Americans. [So yes, Lila votes yes we can.]