open } burn the land and boil the sea

[unhand]

♬ I'm On a Boat - The Lonely Island

WHO || Hook and anyone who wants to visit him
WHAT || Catch-all post for Jolly Roger interactions.
WHERE || The Jolly Roger, docked in the Thames
WHEN || ~whenever works~
HOW || idk go with your heart

[Hook's pretty much abandoned his room at the castle now that his home is put back together. He's at the Jolly Roger nearly every day, cleaning, doing minor repairs, or sailing her around just for fun.

If asked nicely, he might give a tour.]

Comments

[bittersweeter]

Let me see... [ she makes a face like she's thinking real hard about it. ] No.

[unhand]

What? Why not?

[bittersweeter]

Because you don't... actually care? You're in this for Emma and you know that she cares about me so any inkling of care you think you have for me is residual to Emma, because you want Emma, or because I just told you I torture myself by using my power and some strange part of you is tingling to rescue the damsel in distress. To impress Emma. It's not about me. So no, I'm not going to introduce my boyfriend to you because there isn't any reason to.

[ she says it calmly, like she isn't actually all that upset by it. and she's not really, her entire life has been about people using her to get to someone else, it's not a surprise that it bled through into this world. she can appreciate his vocabulary and that he cares about emma, but lila doesn't trust that care actually extends past emma to her. ]

[unhand]

Emma. [He actually looks confused at the insinuation, though he can see where it comes from. He cares for Emma, and she cares for Lila. But Hook isn't that generous a person in his mind. Caring for anyone is hard enough. Extending that care to who they care about just gets... complicated.

Besides, he has a feeling Emma wouldn't be particularly impressed with him pretending to care about someone just to try and impress her.]

Contrary to what you may think, I have other motivations in my life besides Emma. And I'm a pirate, not a hero. I don't much go in for damsels in distress.

[Bluff 20. He does go a bit in for damsels in distress, and he actually is working towards being a hero these days. But that really isn't why he's doing this.]

[bittersweeter]

[ she doesn't believe him. not because she has any reason not to believe him (sense motive 11) but because she doesn't trust anyone. trust just gets her in trouble. ]

So what's your motivation with me then, a repeat of Faye's conquest?

[unhand]

No! [He looks a little disgusted by the thought. Not precisely because she's disgusting herself (though he hasn't forgotten that time she threatened to hit his dick with a hammer) but because he's kind of friendzoned her. Also Emma would probably skin him alive.] Trust me, if that's what I wanted, I'd have no trouble getting it.

[He's not good at much, but he can melt the knees (and more) of most lasses. Not that he sounds particularly proud of that talent right now. It hasn't exactly gained him much of value besides a few fleeting hours of distraction.]

[bittersweeter]

[ she wouldn't even care if he thought she was disgusting, he has become lamp status. he is an inanimate object because the amount of which she cares about his dick is negative. ]

You would have plenty of trouble. You didn't answer my question.

[unhand]

[Idk man have you seen his diplomacy bonus it's a whole lot. She would bang that lamp. But he doesn't care to prove the point. He's not trying. That's a lot more important than whether or not it would work if he did.]

Perhaps I simply like you.

[bittersweeter]

Why?

[ this is lila's complete lack of self confidence... ]

[unhand]

You're interesting. Does there need to be more reason than that?

[bittersweeter]

Uh, yeah. [ disbelieving poodle is disbelieving. ] Hitler is interesting, doesn't mean I like him.

[unhand]

Who's Hitler? [He looks confused, probably because he's from another world and doesn't know who Hitler is (knowledge 2). He waves his hand. Not important.] Why's it so hard to believe I've no ulterior motive? I simply like you.

[bittersweeter]

You don't even know me.

[unhand]

Unless you tell everyone you meet about the price of your power, I'd wager I know you a good deal better than most already.

[bittersweeter]

[ it bothers her because he's right. she can count on one hand how many people know and still have fingers left over. faye knew and eric, and of course sylar, but he knew everything and still loved her so he was probably a little insane. ]

One thing. You know one thing. I am not one thing.

[unhand]

Of course not. But that's the purpose of getting to know you. It's a process.

[bittersweeter]

[ fucking logic. ] Fine, whatever, get to know me.

[unhand]

I intend to. [He winks at her.] But for now, I've a ship I ought to make sure's on course. If you'll excuse me, lass.

[bittersweeter]

Yeah, later. [ :| ]