oxford ♔ crawling out of my own skin

[valdrin]

WHO || Marty, Matthew, Nels, Miles, Val'drin, Mr. Broggon
WHAT || The Knights investigate a mysterious package sent to a shop owner
WHERE || Sword & Sorcery, in Oxford, England
WHEN || Wed April 16th, about 8pm
HOW || Actionspam

Sword & Sorcery:  Old Books for a New Age is located in a strip mall in a relatively nice part of the city of Oxford.  A scattering of other cars fill parts of the parking lot, with most of the vehicles congregated to the side nearest the Teriyaki Rok'n'Wok, a rock and roll themed teriyaki restaurant.  The bookstore sits farther down the line of shops, in the more deserted section of the strip mall.  Val'drin raises an eyebrow at the Rok'n'Wok, slipping one hand into his pocket as he surveys the others.  

"Everyone's at least armed, I do hope."  

Comments

[zwy_il]

[Nels charges in, with a wicked grin on his face, ready to battle.]

[He swings at the small one, with an attack of 21, for 15 (Got a little penetration damage in).]

Eight eyes, and you didn't see that coming?

[cuivre]

[Miles moves in as well, trying to get to an advantageous position before he attempts hand-to-hand on the giant spider. Rather poorly. Yuck. (atk 13, which i highly doubt hits)]

[theshameofcain]

I HATED ARACHNOPHOBIA. [Bambi gives a mighty... screech and swings her bat and... completely misses, I guess (atk 8) She probably actually had her eyes closed.]

[valdrin]

[ nels fancy new sword spears the smaller spider, killing it entirely with a spurt of blood and guts. miles' fist comes perilously close to the large hanging spider, but strikes only air, and poor bambi... well, she's just back there. pets her head. a second small spider scurries out of hiding to flank miles, nipping at him (atk 20, dmg 2, plus roll DC 11 fort save or take 1 Str damage). the large spider hisses, and spits a web at him... but he's too close for it to do so effectively and it misses with an 8.

val'drin shoots at the other small one (atk 19, dmg 6), and it flies aside, legs curling in on itself as it dies twitching. he fixes his second shot on the large spider (atk 25, dmg 7). ]

[zwy_il]

[Nels will move to close with the big momma then, flashing his blade dripping spider guts.]

[Action point that awful attack for a still terrible one! 7 makes an attack of 18 with a boost from his Inspiration pool, will deal 9 damage if that hits (Boosted with inspiration as well, otherwise terrible roll on that too. Dice hate me tonight. Also that will be all of his Inspiration points for this encounter.]

I've seen about enough of your kind today, spider.

[valdrin]

[ actually... that does hit. And quite successfully, spearing the spider and evoking a death cry from it, as it shudders and then goes limp, still hanging in its cradle of webs.

/init ] Glorified pest control. Feeling particularly knightly now, certainly.

[theshameofcain]

Oh my God. [Bambi lets her arms go slack and thumps her baseball bat against the ground.] Next mission? I'm bringing a supersoaker full of bug spray.

[valdrin]

There appears to be another chamber beyond. [ val'drin nods past where the giant spider hangs. ] We should be certain there are none left, given how quickly these multiplied.

[cuivre]

We wouldn't want to leave Papa spider around to avenge his rather decimated family, now would we?

[All the sarcasm this mission is terrible. Fuck spiders, srsly.

He starts walking towards the chamber further in slowly, keeping his eyes peeled (spot 17).]

[valdrin]

[ a large mound of webbing fills most of the final chamber. hundreds of small oval shaped things rest beneath it. it takes a moment to realize that they're egg sacs, but upon closer inspection, there have to be hundreds of them, each one moving, a darkened shape inside appearing ready to burst out at any moment. ] See anything?

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi sure sees it from her spot behind Miles (spot 18). She almost cries out but quickly claps a hand over her mouth and slowly peeks out to get a better look.]

Did anyone bring a flamethrower?

[cuivre]

[Took the words right out of his mouth Bambi. He sure as shit stops walking.]

Eggs. Hundreds of them. And I'm pretty sure they're just about to fucking hatch on us.

[valdrin]

What about a lighter?

[theshameofcain]

[bambi's eyes widen as she digs in her pockets to produce her lighter.] And people keep telling me smoking is a bad habit.

[cabot]

Let's save the quips for after we save our hides, love.

[theshameofcain]

You're a whole lot of "no fun." [She steps forward.] Unless someone's got something extra flammable on them, it's gonna be a pain in the ass though. I didn't exactly pack hairspray.

[cuivre]

Anyone carrying a flask? Booze would maybe work.

[He saves that shit for Saturday nights generally. Maybe he should start carrying one.]

[valdrin]

If only Wynn had thought to send us an alcoholic.

[theshameofcain]

Now who's quipping.

[But she's gonna search for something flammable down here. MAYBE SHE'LL GET LUCKY?? (search 21)]

[valdrin]

[ she does, in fact, find a very old bottle of liquor up on a high shelf, almost entirely concealed by spiderwebs. it's out of reach, but better than nothing... ]

[theshameofcain]

I've got good news and bad news. [She points up at the liquor.] Anyone wanna give a girl a boost?

[cuivre]

[Miles follows her gesture before he walks over and holds his hands out, ready to do the thing.]

Ready when you are.

[And str 20 total for when they do the thing.]

[theshameofcain]

[Yeah, that's enough to lift tiny Bambi up to grab the liquor. Once she's down, she hands it off to Miles and holds up her lighter.]

Let's light 'em up.

[cuivre]

[And now I'm humming the tune to the Fall Out Boy song.

Miles takes the bottle with a crooked grin before he heads over to the hideous mess of spider eyes and starts splashing liquor on them, making sure to save enough for the whole family.]

[theshameofcain]

[Once Miles is out of the way, Bambi gestures for everyone to stand back and TOSSES HER LIT ZIPPO INTO THE NEST OF EGGS LIKE SHE'S A FUCKING WINCHESTER.

RIP fancy zippo. ;_;

and also the egg sacs.]