party ♔ got a black card that let saks have it, these chanel bags is a bad habit

[bittersweeter]

[ ♪ feelin' myself -- nicki minaj & beyoncé ]

WHO || Astrid Mädchen & loads of people
WHAT || Astrid's 23rd Birthday Party
WHERE || Some empty bar in the castle.
WHEN || October 29, 2014; 8pm [backdated]
HOW || Actionspam

Lila had basically commandeered Astrid's birthday months ago, all but demanding that Astrid let her plan her party while... it was still Faye's birthday. By the time she is done decorating, it looks like Pintrest collided with Queen Regina and puked black and white Halloween drama all over the room. Glittery skulls, blood red candy apples, candles flickering in black lacquered candelabras. Is that raven real? Probably. Is that skeleton real?

Maybe. Y'all don't know what tricks this girl can do. Maybe Slenderman will show up.

The lights are dim and there is an entire table stacked with cupcakes and cookies and other assorted nibbles and hor d'oeuvres, shoved up against the bar where bottles of every kind of alcohol imaginable are just spread out willy nilly amongst mixers and juices. Bet your ass there is Fireball around. There's soda and punch for the teetotalers, but with far less variety than the liquor. There are even party favor bags for the end of the night stuffed with nips of peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice (the recipe for a red headed slut) and various jewels and baubles, plastic Starbucks cups, hella neon nail polish. And condoms. They are all jammed with condoms.

Invitations aren't sent so much as Lila and Astrid invite every single person they know and don't loathe. Costumes are a requirement, but presents are just highly encouraged. But it's Astrid's birthday, okay? Presents are a must.

And no one is allowed to dress like Jessica Rabbit on pain of... well, pain.

Comments

faye | ota

[reallywicked]

[Faye shows up to the party dressed up like a slutty little red riding hood complete with basket of goodies for grandma.

The goodies are booze. And a present for Astrid which is a really nice wallet in honor of that time that they stole one together at Faye's party. Aww.

Faye's here to have a good time, though, so she heads for the bar.]

Okay, who's doing shots with me?

[bittersweeter]

You have a problem, you know. [ says lila, mainlining her vodka and pink lemonade as she leans against the bar to survey her good work, flashing faye their typical best friend smile. ] You and shots, your torrid little love affair with miniature alcohol.

[reallywicked]

What can I say? I just love surrounding myself with the smaller version of things.

[She leans in a bit to over emphasize that she's making a short joke.]

[bittersweeter]

Aww, how about a mini sleep? [ :D ]

[reallywicked]

I burn you alive. [She says with a laugh.] Are you drinking with me or not?

[bittersweeter]

[ idiots. ]

Only always. [ TO THE ALCOHOL THEY GO. ]

[reallywicked]

[Yay booze! Faye is pretty much down to get completely smashed tonight.]

So how's it feel to have the lover boy hanging around as a squire?

[bittersweeter]

It's easier to get laid, that's for damn sure. [ but she looks happy so obviously it's great. looping her arm around faye's waist, she tips her head against her. ] My best friends in one place..

[reallywicked]

[So very much girlfriends.]

Aww, I might puke. And if I do, I don't want it to be while I'm sober. So let's do this.

[pathology]

Me! Me! [appears out of nowhere like she's beetlejuice only his name is actually "shots" and u only had to say it once.]

[reallywicked]

[Faye flashes the birthday girl a smile as she motions for the bartender to set them up.]

Fireball? Fireball.

[pathology]

[she giggles, amused.] You just can't get enough of fire.

[reallywicked]

Hey, as soon as it stops being the best choice? Plus- I figured it was appropriate for my favorite redhead.

[pathology]

Let's hope you never have a mission in a gasoline factory or something. Don't get me wrong, I love it. Just saying.

[reallywicked]

Good. [Faye slides a shot glass in front of the birthday girl.]

How old are you anyway?

[pathology]

[yay shot glass. she slides it back and forth between her fingers on the table.] 23.

[reallywicked]

I... did not realize how ancient you were. [teasing! but no really that is still slightly surprising to faye.]

[doubletake]

Well, I'm definitely doing shots, so whether or not you want to do them with me is up to you.

[Giving you an out. Kind of.]

What's your poison?

[reallywicked]

My goal tonight is to get as fucked up as possible so let's just jump to tequila.

[this is the way to become friends in a hurry.]

[doubletake]

Tequila it is. We bothering with the fixings?

[By the way she's leaning over and just...grabbing the tequila bottle she hopes not. Too much work honestly, but she'll do whatever.]

[reallywicked]

I'm fine without if you are. [She smirks as Elena just goes to grab the bottle. She likes you already.]

I'm Faye, by the way.

[doubletake]

More than fine.

[She signals to the bartender, asking for two shotglasses (so they can at least take them together) and he's convinced easily enough (diplomacy 43). After that, she pours them out, setting the bottle on the counter.

It's funny, because she knows the name immediately. Rose has said a lot about Faye in the past, but it was a long time ago, and Rose said similar things about Lila, and now they're friends.

Considering she and Rose are on the outs, she now gives zero fucks.]

Elena. [She hands her one of the shots, lifting her own so she can clink them.] Cheers.

[And she'll just shoot it down the hatch once Faye does.]

[reallywicked]

[Faye knows about Elena, but only from the whispers and rumors. She doesn't know much about her connection to Rose. But the rest is plenty interesting all on its own.

She tosses back her shot, setting the glass down and wincing just a little at the first hit of alcohol.]

So you came back, huh?

[Yknow... after running away with the prisoner.]

[doubletake]

[Elena sets the shot glass down on the bar once she's done, refilling their glasses but not shooting that second one right away.

Faye sure doesn't beat around the bush does she? Though honestly, it's better that way.]

Hell of a lot better than living in the streets, don't you think?

[reallywicked]

Understatement. [She says with a laugh.] I'm actually surprised you're talking to me. Aren't you all buddy buddy with Rose? [She and Rose have cleared things up, but Faye doubts it was a topic of conversation between the two.]