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ƜуηηєfαƖѕнσηɗ ([personal profile] wynn) wrote in [community profile] knightsoflegend2012-01-19 07:57 pm

prologue ♔ chances are more than expectations

WHO || Wynn and any characters newly joining the Knights
WHAT || Initial recruitment meetings with Wynn
WHERE || Knights Headquarters outside London, England
WHEN || Anytime before the 1st of each month
HOW || Prose OR Actionspam (I'll follow your lead!) Please make a new thread for your character's arrival below.

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The paths to the Knighthood are as unique as the individuals who comprise its widespread organization. But all of their tales have one aspect in common: their first trip to the castle that serves as the primary headquarters for their operations occurs blindfolded, generally with the member who had recommended them for service as their escort.

Only when the car had pulled up to the front steps of the opulent building are they unmasked and allowed to follow inside.



Within the wide front hall is what looks like a receptionist desk to the left, manned by any one of a number of usually young Knights, who make the newly arrived sign into an ancient looking tome with hundreds of yellowed pages, along with today's date, usually accompanied by a look of curiosity from whoever's working the desk. Either way, they ask no questions.

They are then directed down the main ground floor hallway, which seems to stretch on for a great distance, passing tapestries of a mostly medieval flavor, suits of armor and weaponry lining the walls, and archways that open into opulent ballrooms, extra wings with numerous doors, poshly decorated parlors and more.

It's in front of an incredibly large painting that they come to a stop, drawing some kind of keycard out of their wallet or pockets and using it to open a small glass case containing a fire extinguisher to the right of the artwork. They pull the extinguisher upwards like a lever, making it clear it's just for show, and a loud mechanism creaks behind the wall, as the entire mural swings aside slowly to unveil a torch lit hallway. Escorts leave their charges to go on from here alone, usually with a nod or word of encouragement.

There's something solemn about the long stone corridor, made only more so by the fact that almost every inch of the walls on either side is covered in paintings, tapestries, rugs, artifacts, carvings, etc. that depict various images from the Knights' history, of those in armor battling against all manner of twisted and dangerous creatures. There's another constantly reoccurring image as well - of a gigantic silver dragon battling against armies of dark elves, or just one dark elf in particular, who is often depicted with a certain circular symbol somewhere on his wicked looking armor.

More prominent than this collection of madly arranged images is the incredibly large lettering inscribed over the large doors at the end of the hallway.

Thou Shalt Defend the Knighthood.
Thou Shalt respect all Weaknesses, and Shalt constitute thyself the Defender of them.
Thou Shalt not recoil before thine Enemy.
Thou Shalt make War against Injustice, without Cessation and without Mercy.
Thou Shalt never lie, and shall remain Faithful to thy pledged Word.
Thou Shalt be Generous, and listen to and Respect All.
Thou Shalt be Everywhere and Always the Champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil.


The room that stretches out beyond those doors, however, is enough to wrench the eyes off the inscription. It houses an incredibly large, thick, wooden table constructed in the round, surrounded by at least twenty five chairs. Rising from the center from the table is a massive statue that appears to be made of glass or crystal, depicting a dragon in flight. Suspended in the middle of the statue is a proud looking sword, that looks as if it's merely hovering there because of the statue's transparent nature. The statue rises up towards the vaulted ceilings as if it means to break free and soar out of the room, creating a very otherworldly aspect to the setting.

It may take a moment for those who enter to realize they are not fully alone, as Wynn waits on the exact opposite side of the table, facing a pair of incredibly tall sealed doors, that appear to be gilded in gold leaf. His hands are locked behind him, laced white cuffs falling over them, one ring visible on his left hand. His height is intimidating, at a full six foot seven, and his posture rigid and impeccable. He wears an old-fashioned tailored coat worked with silver and dark blues, over a silver and white doublet, framed with gleaming buttons that have tiny dragons worked onto them in brushed silver. He says nothing - doesn't even so much as turn, as if he doesn't even register that anyone has arrived.

Once inside, the doors fall shut with a ponderous thud, of what seems to be their own accord.
isisagent: (Blue Steel)

Enter: Sterling Malory Archer

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-14 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... That you, Barry?

Who does your decorating? Johann Claudius von Lassaulx? [He laughs a bit to himself]

No, seriously though, Barry - What in the hell's going on here?
isisagent: (Grin)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-14 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit! Barry! What happened to your hair? [chuckling]

So what now? [He assumes a fighting posture] we going to settle what we started on the space station? Because... I am actually way too sober for that, right now...
isisagent: (Blank Stare)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Get your shit together Barry, yes the Space station... the Horizon... remember?

You know... that station... which is in space.

Jesus, Barry, what is wrong with you? Are you low on... brain... fluid?
[He pauses a moment, than says half to himself:] Do cyborgs have brain fluid?
Edited 2013-05-15 03:39 (UTC)
isisagent: (Blue Steel)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-15 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank god, because let me tell you it's been a real pain in the ass keeping this suit clean, and Woodhouse won't answer my goddamned phone calls and arrange to air-drop me some clean laundry; so I'd really prefer to not get blood on these...

I'm sorry, did you say uh... organization? [He looks around the room] Is this one of those Medieval Times Dinner & Theater places? Because I'd choke a man for a steak right about now. Or maybe some of those shitty little triangle-shaped sandwiches.
isisagent: ('Ooooh')

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right. Something about some... knighthood of the something-or-other. Between the liquor, the bag over my head, and the blood loss I might have missed some minor details...

Can I get the abridged version? Also... does this mean no sandwiches?
isisagent: (Shocked)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-15 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Knights? Dimensional portals? Battling evil?
[He stops and stares at his hands]
Damnit, did mother swap the aspirin with LSD again?

God. You know what, that is just so classic her.
isisagent: (Shocked)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-15 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... my... god...

This isn't a drug-induced psychosis is it?

This is really happening?

I'm all alone in some new world, like some... bad Michael Gottlieb movie?
isisagent: (Blue Steel)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
So you're saying... all of my friends... ISIS...

Oh my god... Mother.

I'll never see any of them again?

[He pauses for a moment, then a rather noticeable bulge surfaces in his pants]

YEAH BABY! [He runs over to high-five Wynn] BOO-YA-KA-SHA!
isisagent: (Unamused)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-18 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well... yeah... I mean apart from the women, the booze, and Babou, it was all pretty terrible.

...


...


You, uh... just gonna leave me hanging here? or...? [Still holding his hand up for the high five.]
isisagent: (Grin)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-19 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[It may not be today. It won't likely be tomorrow. But by god, Wynn, I WILL GET MY HIGH-FIVE.]

[After a prolonged and awkward pause, Archer stiffly lowers his arm, and clears his throat.]

I take it you're looking for a new top agent then?

[Continuing without pause, sure the answer will be 'yes']

What's it pay?

isisagent: (Grin)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I like my stipends like I like my liquor. Generous. [He laughs a little] Right? Heh.

What kind of resources we talking here Wynn?
Edited 2013-05-19 22:40 (UTC)
isisagent: (Unamused)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-19 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[His eyes narrow as he considers the man, then looks around the room]

Oh... I get it. Sure - everything I've ever wanted, But wait - there's more! Now there's magic too? Ok Hollywood, you're pretty good, but this script is like... Well it's better than Shyamalan.. Shambalamb? Shymal... Shyamalan. [He nods to himself] ...I'll give you that.

Where are the wiretaps? One-way glass? [He looks under the table and chairs, before he starts beating on the wall.] Mother! Mother this isn't funny. I'm hungry and sober, I'm in no mood for this bullshit.
isisagent: (Shocked)

[personal profile] isisagent 2013-05-20 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
R...right. Sorry. [He straightens his tie.] You lost me there with the magic talk... And I uh, assume you don't just mean the Houdini kind. Right?

Alright, ok. Whatever. Look... I can see your organization is in need of my talents, and quite frankly, until I've heard from Woodhouse, I am in need of money. So, where do I sign?

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