slovechnia ♔ hey little sister what have you done

[postergirl]

♬ White Wedding - Billy Idol

WHO || Failboat, Dimitris Sarandis, Amanda Moulet, invited wedding guests, and more [closed]
WHAT || The Knights head to Slovechnia to interrupt Dimitris' wedding to Dumage's sister
WHERE || Flight from London to Slovechnia; Slovechnia
WHEN || Sometime in February
HOW || Actionspam or prose

The morning after, the Knights board a plane at their private airfield, and begin the couple hour flight to the country of Slovechnia.  Wynn has laid out a plan for them as such, leaving Sir Gar in charge of seeing it executed:  they are to send in a few Knights to infiltrate the wedding, while others steal an ambulance from a local hospital.  Using magic to make Sarandis think he's having a heart attack during the ceremony, they will intercept the outgoing call to the paramedics, and pose as them to take him out of there and straight to a private airfield to meet with Wynn.  They're all aware, however, of just how smoothly their plans tend to go where these villains are involved - especially if the Mind Master shows up.  

Either way, it promises to be an interesting day...

Comments

[nothingsodivine]

[Oh fuck to the hell no. Des hisses, wishing these idiots HAD JUST FALLEN FOR THE STUPID GHOST GAG. Or they had a better con lined up. Or anything. Des, now clearly tired of pulling his punches, sighs in exasperation and SLAMS into the guy from behind (atk 25, dmg 13) and then just proceeds to punch him two more times (nat 20, dmg 16; atk 19, dmg 9)]

[shootfirst]

[ the walkie talkie skids to the floor as des' second blow sends the paramedic slumping to the floor with a groan. kat takes a single blow from the guy she's fighting with, but des can still hear her exchanging blows with the guy around the corner (atk 24, dmg 6) ]

[nothingsodivine]

[Yeah, she's... handling that. Des hisses, realizing he just... punched a paramedic unconscious and seems to be grappling with that for a moment before yelling in Kat's direction:] For the love of God, use a spell already.

[shootfirst]

[ she ducks two more swings from the guy, responding between gritted teeth and punches of her own ] I don't-- [ (atk 25, dmg 5) ] have a spell-- [ (atk 10) ] for that!

[nothingsodivine]

Well, that's peachy. [Des is just gonna pull his wallet out and slip a twenty into this guy's pocket... and then he thinks better of it and makes it three twenties. this poor bastard is gonna be so confused when he wakes up.

and then he just rubs his face as he sits down at the edge of the ambulance. kaaat. don't make him come out there.]

[shootfirst]

[ she takes another minor hit herself, but with two more heavy blows of her own, there's the sound of the paramedic dropping. ]

Where the hell are we gonna move these guys?

[nothingsodivine]

[Des moves around to the side of the ambulance and tosses another handful of bills on the unconscious paramedic's chest.] They were victims of a reverse mugging. Two strange people beat them up and gave them money. No one'll believe 'em.

[shootfirst]

[ she just looks at him like r u on fucking crack ] I mean people could come out that door any minute before Felicity and Astrid get back, dumbass. Or did you have a lot more unresolved anger issues to work out?

[nothingsodivine]

It was your idea. [He just didn't realize it was a bad idea at the time. look, just because you have a good wisdom score doesn't mean you have to use it.] All right, all right. There's gotta be somewhere we can stick 'em for a tic. [he says as he scans the area for any sign of a closet or possibly a shadowy corner of the garage where two unconscious paramedics might go unnoticed for awhile. (spot 15)]

[shootfirst]

[ there's not really an unoccupied corner, just the spaces between parked ambulances, one of which at least it's adjacent to a wall. Kat picks one guy up effortlessly (str 19), the bills fluttering off him ] Well?

[nothingsodivine]

[des picks the money up and shoves it in the guy's pocket, because he is 100% committed to this reverse robbery idea okay. He raises an eyebrow at Kat because... Damn, and then shrugs it off, moving to drag his paramedic friend out of the ambulance with a mighty 23 strength check.] today's gonna be a great day.

[shootfirst]

Let's just make sure we can get this ambulance started. One of these guys must have had the keys.

[nothingsodivine]

[des hunts around in their pockets for said keys (search 23).]

So how're you doing, Kat?

[it comes out of nowhere in the silence as he hunts, seemingly random. Especially since it concerns things that are best left unspoken of in general, much less RIGHT NOW.]

[shootfirst]

[ des comes up with them quickly enough, and kat looks at him like wut ] You're picking now to play catch-up?

[nothingsodivine]

[he dangles the keys to show her that he's found them.] About the mission. I know it's been over a year since what happened on Andres, but I don't buy into out of sight, out of mind by default. I'm just asking. You don't have to explain your answer.

[shootfirst]

[ she looks up at the keys, and then past to look at him more seriously ] He's going to be dead by the end of the day.

I've never been fucking better.

[nothingsodivine]

[well, he figures wynn has some elaborate grandiose thing planned so that may turn into "end of the next week" or maybe, at best, "end of the next couple of days," but he isn't going to stomp on Kat's dreams here. if dimitris died because Kat accidentally smothered him to death with his own testicles, well... who else deserved it than her?

Besides Myri and Spike. But Myri probably wouldn't be as colorful and Spike doesn't know the art of a good build-up, bless him.]

That's an excellent answer. [he gets back onto his feet and brushes himself off.] C'mon. We can hide in the back of the ambulance until the girls get done.

[shootfirst]

There's the first bright idea you've had all day. [ AND IN THEY GO ]

[allmydreams]

[And after having some fun adventures with nurses and paramedics, Felicity and Astrid reappear with uniforms in hand and ready to head out of there and get the show on the road. Felicity is gong to take a moment and see if she can spot Kat and Des to figure out which ambulance they grabbed (spot 15).]

[nothingsodivine]

[I imagine it's the only one with the open back door, even though Kat and Des are currently inside it, so there's that...]

[shootfirst]

[ des why would you leave the back door open YOU ARE THE WORST AT HIDING. either way, kat leans out when they come out the door to gesture them inside. ] You guys get them?

[pathology]

[astrid flounces over and climbs in.] Yep. Easy as pie.

[allmydreams]

[Yeah, she did not think the door would be open, but there they are so Felicity follows in suit.]

We good to go here?

[nothingsodivine]

[SHUT UP, LITTLE MISS LETS PUNCH EVERYTHING.]

Oh yeah. It's like I steal ambulances all the time.

[Des climbs out the back and moves to get in the driver's seat.]

[shootfirst]

The way I see it, we've got a couple of ways to play this. Either we slap on the uniforms before we drive out there and hope there's not some complicated process to checking out, or we try to get that chick out of the guard box long enough to vamoose.