open ♔ valentine's day

[romanticidal]

♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael

WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose

[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day )  Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]

Comments

/hijacks this thread. happy v-day logan

[autorevive]

[and here's nathan ... next to logan. his romantic valentine's date.]

Why does this cunt get a movie? Where's my movie?! I'm ruggedly handsome! And he's ... well, you've seen him!

[meta]

I just outlined exactly why I got the movie. You know what to do.

[Surprise guess who's behind you two. Wade leaps over the seats and slides onto Logan's lap.]

Hi Regina. Enjoying the show?

[adamantiumed]

[ r u fucking kidding him rn

he tenses beneath deadpool, and then there's the sound of claws extending as he says tightly: ] Move. Your ass.

[autorevive]

[meanwhile, nathan is still focused on the comment directed towards him:] I'm not fondling Sideburns' balls like that! We're just mates! With a whole father-son kind of set-up!

[meta]

[Wade tilts his head, expression hidden under his mask but it's safe to guess it's "way too smirky for someone about to get stabbed."]

Lap dances cost extra

[adamantiumed]

[ deadpool

you about to give stabbed.

right in the side. bet that feels great. ]

[meta]

Ow, right in my favorite spleen!

[He does roll off now.]

Soooo are you enjoying the movie?

> arden

[autorevive]

You're a fuckin' nutjob, you know that? Over the bloody moon. [it remains unclear if that is a commetary about the movie or about deadpool's irl antics...]

[adamantiumed]

What he said.

[meta]

Awww, you guys! [He puts an arm around each of them and pulls them into a hug.]

You always know what to say.

> arden

[autorevive]

Bloody hell!! He's hugging me!!

[adamantiumed]

Don't bleed on the kid.

[meta]

[Wade tilts his head towards Logan. You don't need to be able to see his eyes to know he's rolling them.]

Well I wouldn't be bleeding if someone hadn't stabbed me. At my own movie!

> arden

[autorevive]

You deserved it!

[adamantiumed]

What he said.

[meta]

You should have just worn red.

[At the same time that joke is probably made on screen because it was made like eight times until it got old WADE CAN BEAT A JOKE TO DEATH IF HE WANTS.]

> arden

[autorevive]

Just because you say it at the same time as it happens in your movie doesn't make it funny, you wanker! It makes you ... fuck, I dunno, a gypsy!

[adamantiumed]

What happened to the broad? [ logan, asking the important questions. also, not planning to stay to the end of the movie to find out. ]

[meta]

Gee, I wonder how you could figure that out.

[STAY THROUGH THE END, LOGAN.]

> arden

[autorevive]

Are you asking about what's happening in a movie while we're watching the movie? Sometimes you're like my nan, Logan, jesus christ.

[adamantiumed]

I got shit to do.

[meta]

Ooooooh is it a daaaaate?

> arden

[autorevive]

Are you bloody retarded?! We're not on a date!

[the thought of logan wanting to spend time with people who aren't him didn't even cross his mind tbh......]

[adamantiumed]

[ oh my god nathan be cool ] None of your business.

[meta]

[He didn't mean it like that BUT.....]

You two will make very hairy babies.