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knightsoflegend2016-02-14 12:24 pm
romanticidal) wrote in knightsoflegend2016-02-14 12:24 pm
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open ♔ valentine's day
♬ Careless Whisper - George Michael
WHO || Anyone and their special someone [Closed]
WHAT || Various Valentine's Day activities
WHERE ||Anywhere
WHEN || Feb 14th, 2016
HOW || Actionspam or Prose
[ It's Valentine's Day! ( aka Singles Awareness Day ) Assume that all missions that are posted already are going out after this. ♥ ]
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[So much friendly fire.]
My other B-F-F is a Succubus. I don't judge the one night stands. [She lifts her head, looking quite the sight given her current hangover. A hand motioning down her body like she was one of those models on a game show.] But you gotta work to get this and the kind of guys I attract? Last guy who flirted with me? Five minutes later I found him making out with a Cleric.
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The physical stuff? Not everyone gets that naturally, you know. Some people really have to work on it. A long time. You don't want to know how long it took me to learn how to shoot. I had terrible aim when I started. The target was safer if I was aiming at it.
[ The mention of her last encounter gets a protective frown from him as his arm tightens slightly about her. ] The ass. Want me to string him up for you?
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Three stabbings, two shootings and one electrocution. [All said with a straight face.] The number of injuries inflicted by yours truly on other members of the Knights. [A beat.] Also, a six thousand dollar jacket but that's a whole other thing. Trust me. I got confidence in spades, it's just that people generally don't remember me for my mad skillz. [Yes. with a z.]
Naww. [A hand resting on his as if to reassure him.] Players gonna play. [She seems to just accept that it is what it is] Just, not with my lady bits.
[Brightening a little, as if to show him she's not bothered.]
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That's a hell of a lucky streak right there. Maybe you should start aiming at your teammates so you hit the bad guys next time.
[ Okay he really shouldn't laugh, but the mental images that came with that declaration had been priceless. ]
Did anyone ever teach you how to use knives and a gun? Or was it really just that bad luck? [ He's not even asking about the electrocution bit.
Still, he brushes a light kiss against the top of her head when she pats his hand, rubbing his hand soothingly against her arm. ] Your lady bits deserve better too.
[ Which is almost hilarious, coming from him.
He gives her another squeeze. ] How do you feel about some breakfast?
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Gun? Yes. Knives? I was... in the process of learning when all three stabbings and the jacket incident occurred. In my defense? One was a Vampire so it really shouldn't count and another? The cleric did more damage getting the knife out than I did putting it in.
[Wait for it Hawley. The cleric? Was T-Diddle.]
[She can't deny that she enjoys the comfort of his companionship and a little smile and low hum of contentment vibrates against her lips as he presses the kiss to the top of her head. Her eyes closing for the moment.]
Damn straight. They're the Gillette of lady bits after all. [Grinning and then cracking one eye open at the mere mention of breakfast.]
Waffles?
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This cleric wasn't a lawn gnome, was she? Short? Sarcastic? [ Scary as hell? ]
[ He gives a lock of her hair a playful tug in apology for laughing. ]
The Gillette of lady bits, huh? That's a damned high reputation to uphold there. Maybe you just intimidated them all.
[ He grins when she cracks an eye open at him. ] I think I can manage to muster up a few waffles.
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SEE! Not my bad then. Cleric bad! [Of course, she'd also blamed the knife at the time. Just liked she'd blamed the gun and the wand for the other incidents.]
That or they they've heard this and think I have a whole - vagina dentata thing going on. [Hawley. If you don't know, you don't want to know. Kenzi will make you watch it and there will be regrets.]
And syrup... lots of syrup.... Though I warn you if you throw in some bacon then I will come here for every hangover. You should know what you're signing up for.
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[ Hawley will never be over his Taradiddle Trauma. Never.
And no, he's never heard of that and he really doesn't think he wants to, thanks. ]
It's not a hangover breakfast if there's not bacon. [ He gasps at the very scandal of it. ] Come on, shorty. I need the kitchen if I'm spoiling you this much. You gotta stagger there with me, but I promise I'll make it worth your while.
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Sorry! Seriously it's not funny I swear. [A beat.] What did you do?
[It's a little funny, okay.]
Hngh more moving? [Kenzi you have barely moves six inches since you woke up.] This is why I want to learn magic. There's a spell that lets you order take out without ever having to leave the comfort of your bed. I could order in Dennys and we could stay right here.
[For all her bitching she is actually, pushing herself up into a sitting position. At this rate maybe you two will reach the kitchen by next week.]
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[ The actual nerve.
Although he does chuckle slightly as he helps tug her to her feet, pulling her up off the couch beside him. ]
Do they even have Dennys over here?
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[Kenzi was probably lucky T-Diddle didn't stab her.]
Nope. Plus, even if they did? Instead Moon of My-Hammy it'd be like. Bangers and Mashville.
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That is not at all the same thing. Could be worse. Could be haggis.
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[He's never let her forget it okay. And now you know why Bar Hawley was stocked with mugs from The Dragon Hoard. She exists to make his life hard.]
Or people. [A beat.] I've been to Wales okay I wouldn't put anything past the Brits.
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[ That was a really long title Kenzi.
He snorts at her comment. ]
Never trust the Brits. It's a good policy.
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Or Carnies. [Sage words to live by honestly.]
[Which seems like a safe place to leave them, maybe?]
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He just snorts at the Carnie comment and slings an arm around her shoulder to guide her towards the door instead. ]
Come on. You can tell me all about your Carnie trauma while I make you waffles.