chicago ♔ something wrong | with all the plans of my life

[rationalizes]

♬ Killing Loneliness - HIM

WHO || Failboat + Burt [Closed]
WHAT || Various and sundry post-funeral shenanigans
WHERE || Chicago, IL
WHEN || July 6, evening.
HOW || Actionspam

[ This log will cover all events that take place between the funeral and the NOVA Record break-in two nights later, that weren't hit on during the live session. Feel free to make your own threads! ]

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[nothingsodivine]

You can try. [He winks at her back. You know, the friendly life-affirming wink. Not the sexy kind.]

[graveflowers]

I'm Roman. And you have actually lived through my predecesors so you, of all people, should realize just how stubborn Romans are.

[You're getting an iPod, Des.]

[nothingsodivine]

That a fact. You ever meet a Celt?

[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.]

[graveflowers]

No. [Someone apparently remembers the stories she learned. (Wis 21) That someone is also seriously impressed.] Seriously? Some of the most hardcore gladiators were Celts. Legit, if Romans are like Marines, Celts are like... fucking Navy SEALs.

[nothingsodivine]

[Des says something in what can only be considered Celtic, but it's archaic and has a more guttural Welsh sound. And despite his southern accent and generally weird grasp of the English language, it sounds flawless. Once he's finished, he shrugs.]

Too bad none of them ever went willingly. [He's surprisingly good-humored about this.] Your people and my people weren't exactly fast friends in the day.

[graveflowers]

Yeeeeah. My people don't exactly have the cleanest hands -- hell, half our own army was conscripted or slaves. Still is, kind of, for people like me, after a while it's not a choice but a necessity. [Which is not the point so she just pushes on.] You gonna hold it against me?

[nothingsodivine]

I can barely remember what I had for breakfast last Tuesday, much less Rome in its glory days. [He pulls the front door to the hotel open for her.] I tap out after a couple centuries for grudges.

[graveflowers]

[omg gentleman.] Good. 'cause I'm pretty sure I need you on Team Don't Let Vi Make Bad Life Choices. [She pauses just over the threshold.] Are you coming up or are you gonna hang here for a little while longer?

[nothingsodivine]

Eh, I'm done brooding about my car for awhile. [He blows a lock of his fluffy hair out of his face.] We'll see how it goes when I see Tex again.

[graveflowers]

I was about to say I couldn't believe she'd murder your car with a truck but then I remembered we're pretty much talking about John McClane. [Which Vi likes about her, honestly, but she can see why it would get... bothersome. Especially if it was your car being slaughtered.]

[nothingsodivine]

Exactly. I don't consider her incapable of any kind of meaningless destruction.

[KAT SAMCELOT: HUMAN DISASTER.]

[graveflowers]

Did it work, whatever she was trying to achieve?

[nothingsodivine]

Dunno. I only got "there was a giant worm and they needed help" out of her explanation. They're not worm chow, so I guess it worked.

[graveflowers]

[Her dumbfounded expression. Is so nonplussed and bemused. What the actual fuck happened in that graveyard?] Giant... worm... okay.

[nothingsodivine]

You think that was bad? We got a doppelganger. And a dame with claws. [He mimes slashing with his hands.]

[graveflowers]

[STILL DUMBFOUNDED. Though the claws don't seem to bother her because she just shrugs.] Doppelwhater? Isn't that the weather thing?

[Uh-huh, she means the Doppler Rader. Wee lamb.]

[nothingsodivine]

Doppelganger. Shapeshifter. Ask Spike about it. It's a real riot watching the faces he makes.

[graveflowers]

Will do. [Reality? Probably not.] With a camera for posterity.

[nothingsodivine]

[In a mock British accent.] It took his face, Vi.

[graveflowers]

[She snickers.] Did he need a fainting couch?

[nothingsodivine]

No, he just wanted to chase it down and tear it apart like a good little attack dog. Myri talked him down.

[graveflowers]

That's the route he took? I would have picked a different path but, hey, I'm super at bad plans.

[nothingsodivine]

On one hand, I don't blame him. On the other, we were pretty much boned either way. Covert ops ain't this team's style. Especially when the worst member of the team is a covert operative.

[graveflowers]

I don't think we could even attempt covert considering part of the mission was shoving Finnick into stardom. [She shrugs like what are y'gonna do? and grabs an apple from the basket on the reception desk.]

[nothingsodivine]

I could. I talked myself out of getting arrested. I can bullshit my way out of anything. [He shrugs, grabbing an apple as well, because, hey, food. He chomps down on it and speaks with half his mouth full.] But I ain't a part of this team. Fluffy and I are just caught up in this mess.