oxford ♔ crawling out of my own skin

[valdrin]

WHO || Marty, Matthew, Nels, Miles, Val'drin, Mr. Broggon
WHAT || The Knights investigate a mysterious package sent to a shop owner
WHERE || Sword & Sorcery, in Oxford, England
WHEN || Wed April 16th, about 8pm
HOW || Actionspam

Sword & Sorcery:  Old Books for a New Age is located in a strip mall in a relatively nice part of the city of Oxford.  A scattering of other cars fill parts of the parking lot, with most of the vehicles congregated to the side nearest the Teriyaki Rok'n'Wok, a rock and roll themed teriyaki restaurant.  The bookstore sits farther down the line of shops, in the more deserted section of the strip mall.  Val'drin raises an eyebrow at the Rok'n'Wok, slipping one hand into his pocket as he surveys the others.  

"Everyone's at least armed, I do hope."  

Comments

[theshameofcain]

WELL, THAT'S NICE TO KNOW. [Thank you, Miles. She gives him a grateful look as she wriggles free. And I think that's her entire move action for this round, so she prepares to assault the next spider that comes anywhere near her. BATTER UP, BITCHES.]

Here's a tip- don't get bitten.

[valdrin]

[ this spider isn't done with your life bambi x( it follows after her, biting again (atk 14, dmg 1 again... roll a fort save dc 11 vs poison) ]

[zwy_il]

[Now is the time to break free from the webs: Strength check... fucking 7. Action point into a Crit fail. This is the end for Nels Llendo.]

[cuivre]

[And now that Bambi is out, Miles will try to save Nels' ass too, grabbing an arm and giving it a yank.(str...19 again jfc)]

[valdrin]

[ val'drin shoots at the little spider again (atk 28, dmg 11), which is enough to fucking explode it, just as miles rips nels free from where he was fucking choking on spiderwebs that'd gotten in his mouth. yaaaay.

/init ]

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi passed her save SO SHE'S NOT POISONED, YAY, but she still got bitten by a spider.]

Whose cornflakes did this guy piss in to deserve this? [whiiine.]

[cuivre]

Let's keep moving so we can...get the hell out of here.

[Fuck spiders, man. Seriously.]

[valdrin]

[ val'drin sighs, and heads back out to the hall they first entered, glancing left and right. ] Either we keep going further down, or we head back to that hallway we passed earlier.

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi wrinkles her nose.] If there's nothing back there, we'll just end up back here anyway- it's better to just keep going and then turn around.

[valdrin]

Good point. [ he doesn't look pleased about advancing down that gross tunnel, but WHAT DO YOU DO. THEY ARE ALL GROSS TUNNELS.

this one leads to an irregularly shaped corridor. another patch of webbing stretches across the floor at the narrow section in the middle of the chamber. this time val'drin actually fucking notices it and stops, raising a hand, to point it out. ] More of them.

[cuivre]

Fun.

[He looks around, trying to find the actual spiders so they can kill them with fire. (spot 15)]

[zwy_il]

This is just... deeply disappointing.

[Nels' blades are ready. Fuck webs. Fuck webs so much.]

[valdrin]

[ as soon as miles turns around, the spider strikes. this one is considerably larger, about the size of a very large dog, about four feet across. the fucking st. bernard of spiders. luckily miles is fucking prepared, because it only got an 11 attack as it hisses and comes jumping down at him.

val'drin is ready for this shit and fires twice (atk 30, atk 19, 16 dmg total, which actually... sends horrible spider blood everywhere holy shit). but it's still moving... slightly. ]

[zwy_il]

[Not again. Never Again. Nels charges and lashes out, shouting "Dead Spider" in Drow]

Elghinyrr orbb!! [Striking the spider with a total atk of 26, dealing 10 Damage (3 die + 3 str + 4 inspiration)... Our lovely GM has informed me that will slay the spider. /End init. This went fast. That's what she said.]

[theshameofcain]

[Bambi barely has time to shriek and hold up her bat before it's all over. She looks from Nels to Val'drin and huffs.]

Damn. I'm glad we brought the drow with us.

[valdrin]

[ Val'drin looks mildly irritated by Bambi's casual racism, ok. ] Nels is free to take the killing blow on any of them. The Spider Queen has a special hatred for the death of her little pets, and I greatly prefer to live my life without drawing Her attention in any way. [ he looks down at the web stuck to his shoe with a sigh, trying in vain to delicately scrape it off, and ignoring the shape half-buried in webs at the back of this dead-end chamber. anyone who makes a spot of 15+ can see it, however. ]

[zwy_il]

[Nels glares, and reflexively rubs his crazy prosthetic hand. He's had more than enough interaction with the queen bitch of spiders for an elven lifetime.]

She's free to claw her fat ass up here and face me herself whenever she likes. [And he spits on the spider.]

[cabot]

Good, you're free to keep her busy then while I make a life-preserving break for it. [ grumble, grumble. he surveys the dead-end with a frown, and then wheels back towards the tunnel. ] Let me hazard a guess about what awaits us down the other way.

[theshameofcain]

Wait! [Bambi spots it with exactly a 15 and grabs Val'drin's shoulder to keep him from leaving, all while pointing down the dead-end.] There's something down there.

[cabot]

Oh goody. [ /dry as the sahara. with a sigh he looks back. ] So long as it isn't moving. [ it's not, in fact. further investigation concludes that buried beneath those webs is... a big treasure chest???? ]

[zwy_il]

Lets have a look at this...

[I have zero trust that the chest is not full of spiders. Searching for traps. Gonna use an action point to re-roll because that first one was... horrible... so, Rolled a 14, +10 from skills, +1 from Cunning Knowledge, so 25 total. (And he has trapfinding, for magic traps and traps over DC20)]

[cabot]

[ no traps in sight!! but it is locked, so there's that. ]

[theshameofcain]

[Once she's decided it's safe to approach, Bambi removes one of the bobby pins holding her hair in place.]

Lemme try something.

[idk how far she's gonna get with a disable device 16, but she's tryin']

[cuivre]

[Miles moves with her, peering over her shoulder as back up, both in a mechanical sense (aid check, also disable device 16? can i do that?) and as physical backup in case something nasty pops out of that thing.]

[cabot]

[ bambi keeps feeling like she's on the brink of popping it open... but the stubborn lock will not budge :( ]