closed ♔ i've lived a lot of different lives, been different people many times

[jotun]

WHO || Loki Laufeyson & Natasha Romanoff
WHAT || Kidnapping.
WHERE || Moscow, Russia
WHEN || Night of June 7th onward.
HOW || Actionspam

[ The teleportation spell brings them to a chilly, but recognizable destination. Though it isn't exactly the same as the city that Natasha may recall, the Kremlin is impossible to misidentify, and that's precisely where Loki is headed.

Natasha's free will is returned to her the minute they arrive, leaving her slightly disoriented, and potentially questioning why she had even listened to his demands (pending a reasonable wisdom check). They touch down 500 yards from the front of the Kremlin. ]

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[asap]

[She gasps, eyes wide as she looks up at him, but there's a certain firmness to her expression (will 16). She still looks terrified, but her resolve is gathered.] We're here to overthrow you. Maybe you should just run now while you have the chance.

[jotun]

Ah, yes, dashing heroics. I might have guessed. But how?

[ He presses her harder into the wall, and leans in.





Intimidate 39. ]

[asap]

[idk why I even bothered to roll against that I mean I guess she could have nat 20'd but her 10 sure didn't do jackshit. She lets out a little whine.]

BysmashingyourstupidcupletmeGO!

[And she's gonna try to wriggle free (escape check 27).]

[jotun]

[ Bless. :')

He lets her wrestle away, looking startled and then thrilled by some new development. He begins to chuckle. He's not quite through with her yet. ]

And when you have exhausted your futile efforts to destroy the work of your gods, what then? Will you fight for your trinket? Die for it?

[ The laughter persists as he wheels to look at her, raising a hand and uttering a command. ]

Take what you need here, return to your companions, and tell them nothing of this encounter. Agent Romanoff and the decanter will remain until you return to me: once you do, you will insist it remain here, at all costs.

[ Oddly enough, his words seem perfectly reasonable (to Andie, at least). There's no way they could destroy the decanter, so what's the point in taking it away from him or trying again? It seems more important to bring the others back and explain everything once they're here to see for themselves. ]

[asap]

[That all seems pretty clear. Andie nods.] ...ok. [And off she goes, dropping the pitcher and runs off to find the soldier uniforms.

Then she runs out to meet everyone, looking like everything's normal.]

[ambitionist]

[meanwhile, the rest of the team is waiting in a cafe in red square because ... them huddling outside the kremlin would probably be suspicious as fuck??? and some of the team needs coffee in the morning to function. (spoilers: it's this one.) he looks up at from his phone where he's probably ... sexting piffy or smth lbr to see andie rejoining them.]

Did you get lost? [it's a joke because she's a speedster!!!! HA HA SO FUNNY.]

[godoftableflips]

[ thor is seated at the table, looking ridiculously out of place and drawing a lot of stares. yep. he looks up seriously when andie appears, leaning forward: ] What news?

[generaldavideus]

[Yeah, they asked all the questions, David's just going to evaluate that Andie's here and she seems to be fine. But Alex isn't wrong, it had taken a while for Andie, which means his spidey sense was starting to tingle.

Or maybe he's just antsy.

But for right now, he'll stay quiet and just wait for her to talk.]

[asap]

[It really hasn't taken a noticeably long time. Maybe a full minute. For Andie, every single second might stretch to make the difference. For other people, it would be negligible. And there was a lot of palace to search.]

I got the stuff! And Loki and Natasha are in the presidential office. We'll find them easily!

[She drops soldier uniforms on the table.]

[ambitionist]

[he would have said the same thing if she was only gone 5 seconds ... he just enjoys giving people shit ok. he looks down at the uniforms she drops down on the table with an eh expression.]

What about the decanter? Did you see it? I guess he probably has it up there in the office with him.

[generaldavideus]

[This is going to be another tag of silence from David as he waits for Andie to answer, but he will reach forward and take one of the uniforms to get a better look at it. It's not the kind of subterfuge he's used to, but it'll have to do.]

[asap]

Yep! It's with Loki. [She bounces in place a bit, grabbing one of the uniforms.] Come on, let's change and go!

[Other questions can wait. She's off to the bathroom to speed change.]

[generaldavideus]

[David goes to speak up, but she's already gone. So he takes a deep breath before nodding.]

Let's get ready.

[He's not really catching on that anything might be wrong. Probably because this mission has gone so sideways already that he doesn't think it could get any worse (wisdom 3).]

[godoftableflips]

Do you wish me to remain nearby, for a signal of some manner?

[ambitionist]

[alex grabs a uniform before asking] Someone wanna give him their phone?

[generaldavideus]

[David will do that, since he never holds onto his phone, ever.]

Here. All you have to do is look at the screen. When we're in, we'll give you the all clear.

[godoftableflips]

Very well. But I advise you to take what caution you can.

[asap]

[Andie's back and dressed like a soldier, though she put it on so hurriedly that it's buttoned wrong (disguise 8).]

Awesome! Let's do this.

[ambitionist]

You know you — [buttoned it completely wrong???] Oh, forget it. [bye now. he goes in the bathroom to change, and comes out looking sexy as fuck i guess. (disguise 25) it's in his blood. his russian blood.]

[generaldavideus]

[David disappears to get changed as well, coming back looking fairly comfortable in it as well (disguise 17). It's the soldier in him. Or something.]

Anything else we should know before we head in there?

[asap]

[Andie shrugs a shoulder.]

Nope, it's all pretty straightforward from here.

[bowtimeandspace]

[ The Doctor has stood uncharacteristically quiet in all of this, but he steps forward now, reaching for one of the outfits. ]

Nothing is ever straightforward.

[generaldavideus]

[David shakes his head as he adjusts the clothing.]

Just be prepared for anything. No one ever said this was going to be easy.

[ambitionist]

Yeah, yeah. We'll be boy scouts.

[generaldavideus]

Alright.

[And once everybody is ready, he'll nod in the direction of the Kremlin.]

Let's go.

[And get this party started.]