knightsoflegend | open ♔ september castle socialization

WHO || Everyone! [ota]
WHAT || Shenanigans.
WHERE || Anywhere in the castle, surrounding environs, London, etc!
WHEN || First half of September, any time between the September squiring ceremony and the War announcement on September 18th
HOW || Actionspam

[ The castle can be a happening place, even on more mundane days. This log is for random interactions over the course of the first half of the month. Because not everyone is into parties, ok.

You are encouraged to start your own threads and tag around, and feel free to threadjack into any on-going threads that aren't specified as 'closed' in the subject lines since people can enter into rooms even in the middle of what's going on. WE ARE BIG ON THREAD-JACKING HERE. You can also specify 'single thread', meaning you want only one response for all participants, rather than multi-thread, where a number of different scenes/threads can be done as replies to the top prompt.]

On this log:
Drax @ the desk
Kate Bishop @ the desk
Sam @ the desk
Henry @ the desk
Kate Bishop @ roof/dining hall/library/grounds/bathrooms/desk/Dragon's Hoard/etc
Abigail @ Movie theater / library /firing range / training room
Francesca & Val'drin | closed
Penelope & Sam @ the woods
Emma Frost @ the library
Spike @ rec room
Lydia, Stiles, Astrid, Adam | closed

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[sense motive ... 19 >:( ] Did you think I wasn't coming back?

You were gone a pretty long time and kinda incommunicado. It wasn't a totally baseless theory.

[and then she just loses it on bambi because WHERE ELSE WILL THE TRAUMA GO???] Um, so are other missions all the time! And it was only like a couple days for me! Sorry for magic! Did you drink my almond milk?!

[Bambi stares at her like a gaping fish and is only brought out of it by the dinging of the oven indicating her pizza is ready.

No. I don't even like almonds. Who even puts almonds in milk. And it still goes sour, because FYI milk doesn't follow weird magic time. It's still been a month for the rest of the world. [lalala getting her pizza now.]

It's not almonds in milk, it's like ... an almond paste. With other stuff in it. [GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID.]

Calling something a paste doesn't make it more appetizing. [She slaps the pizza pan on the stove and begins rifling through drawers for ~~a weapon~~ a pizza cutter.]

It's fucking delicious, and if anyone drinks my almond milk again I'm going to break their dick in half.

What if they don't have a dick? [Yeah, she's just... being a smartass.] I mean most self-respecting men are not gonna drink almond milk unless they're, like... hippies. Or super vegan.

I'll have Solace grow dicks just so I can break them.

[......]

Does he do that a lot?

[She doesn't actually believe it, so it's a sort of deadpan question. She gestures with her pizza cutter.] Grow dicks on people? Is that his side business?

Um, he could! Maybe if some transgendered person went to him and pleaded their case.

[Slow headshake.]

Clerics are terrifying. [Just gonna... cut her pizza she guesses. Wow they've gone this long without murdering each other. Good job, girls.]

They don't actually know anything about medicine though. [whatever, son. she goes back in the fridge and decides if she can't have her precious ~almond milk~, she'll drink ... orange juice.] Like, if it's not something they can't smack a healing spell on like duct tape, they're totally at a loss. Except Solace, probably.

Shouldn't basic medical training be required before you touch people with your magic hands. [She stuffs a piece of pizza in her face.] That's gotta break some medical malpractice laws. Like what happens if someone fucks up a spell- do you get to sue them?

I think so, at hospitals, but here's like, a totally different situation, you know? [mmm, orange juice.] One of the clerics here was like stabbing people to practice her healing spells, can you believe that shit? Like, what a psychopath. If you wait long enough, people come out of the training center like oh man we beat the shit out of each other, fix me up please! It's so unnecessary.

[Yeah, Bambi got a 17 wis check to associate that with T-Diddle, so she looks awkward for a second.]

Yeah, that... sounds fucked up. [Hahahaha. ANYWAY.] It's like hit or miss, right? You can't practice unless someone gets hurt and you can't risk fucking up if someone's bleeding to death.

I guess? I dunno, I learned everything out in the field, and I didn't have any deity helping my ass out when I fucked up so ...

Soo basically clerics should probably be in med school like the rest of the medical world. 'First do no harm and go with Pelor' or whatever.

Probably. God, that would drive me so crazy though. They should have their own separate classes. [YAY SEGREGATION. and then, seamlessly] Are you going to eat that whole pizza?

[Bambi looks down at her pizza and considers whether sharing a pizza with her sworn enemy is a bad move, but... she probably isn't going to eat all of it, so she moves aside.]

Knock yourself out. Hope you like sausage.

[the way her face scrunches up indicates that no, she does not like sausage. and probably also doesn't want her archnemesis' pizza enough to pick it off. she's rich, wtf. she's never had to pick toppings off any pizza she didn't like. X( ] Forget it. [she peers in the fridge and grabs ... someone's chinese takeout. definitely not hers. w/e she's a horrible person.]

[Okay, fine, more for her. Om nom. Or no. Actually...] Suit yourself. I'll swing by the labs and see if Andrew's eaten today.

... Why? [actual meaning: HANDS OFF ANDREW YOU BITCH!!!!!!]

Because sometimes he gets absorbed in what he's doing and forgets to eat?

[she rolled a 17 to catch some of the implication there. WHY YOU OFFENDED. YOU ARE NOT HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND.]

I know. I was ... going to give him this. [yep. the chinese take out carton in her hands that she just started eating. is actually for andrew now?????? bluff 16.]

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